They've been making arses of themselves blubbing on the web for a ****ing decade, and STILL don't get why people laugh AT rather than with them. They're just self winding ****wits, sent for people to play with.
Without googling, how many could you actually name? I posted a list of the current shadow cabinet, and also an outdated one, because nobody had bothered to update the composite images, and I doubt even their colleagues would identify more than half of them if it was presented in a pub quiz.
I am an inspiration to other people of stupidity. By Liz Truss 19th May 2022 please log in to view this image Go Premium I WAS first diagnosed as stupid when I was 16. For a while doctors thought I might be dyslexic or autistic, so to learn I was a person of stupidity was a great relief. I don’t see my stupidity as an affliction but a positive trait. Stupid people simply see the world in a different way to intelligent people. We have an insight into things that you would regard as made-up, irrelevant, non-existent or wrong. But to us they are very real and at the core of our worldview. Everything I say about Northern Ireland is unabashed, incoherent stupidity, from my claim years ago that only a few Irish ‘turnip farmers’ would be affected by Brexit to my clueless meddling that may cause a trade war with the EU we can’t possibly hope to win. And do not forget my powerful cheese speech: ‘We import two-thirds of our cheese. That. Is. A. Disgrace.’ It’s as true now as it was then. Whatever the f**k it means. I see myself as an inspiration to other people of stupidity – and not just stupidity, other associated, often undiagnosed, conditions such as malice, self-obsession and monumental inconsiderateness. You might think that if you are stupid, your life chances are limited. But here I am, inexplicably a cabinet minister, with a chance of making it to Number 10. It’s the feel-good political story of our times. I hope that stupid schoolchildren see me and say ‘I’m thick as pigshit. There’s no way I should be running a country. But Liz has shown me I can!’ Then take up a career in politics, doing stupid things like claiming you can feed a family of four for 20p. My message to stupid people across the UK is this: say it loud, we’re stupid and we’re proud. Now go and ask for help tying your shoelaces, and call yourself Kustard.
British politics is a ****show. You couldn't make a decent politician out of the lot of them. And for that reason...we're out! Time to stop flogging that dead horse. #unionnomore
The current Tory brouhaha : " It's like sitting in a care home pleased that Jimmy Savile has gone, then hearing a didgeridoo coming down the corridor."
Yeah, Labour is the reason Britain’s in the khazi. Nothing to do with the shower of shameless ****s who’ve been in power for the last 12 years.
