1. Log in now to remove adverts - no adverts at all to registered members!

I got stabbed

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by You Don't Remember Me Do You?, Feb 16, 2011.

  1. aye ye would. a veyron super sport
     
    #61
  2. Kwik

    Kwik Member

    Joined:
    Jan 24, 2011
    Messages:
    274
    Likes Received:
    0
    I take it these aren't yours, these are pictures from autotrader. Let's say that they are yours.
    You live on a farm because you've bought a large 4wd in the Range Rover.
    You don't live on a farm because you've bought a rear wheel drive car in the BMW.

    Erm you're obviously confused. Anyway i continue.....

    The BMW weigh's the best part of 2 tonnes, well the saloon does, the estate would weigh more. The power to weight for example is only 271bhp per tonne (Saloon).
    BMW have NEVER won any reliability or customer satisfaction awards, "German engineering" is mythical, Japanese cars tend to win these types of award's.
    So you've bought a more expensive, less reliable, , heavier, less practical, slower option, which i'd imagine is less economical. <doh>.

    The Range Rover has no application unless you live on a farm. More practical, more economical, cheaper options exist for use on-road.

    Therefore you've overpaid for 2 cars, but seem to think this is something to boast about?. You've gone for 2 cars with Kudos, which tells me you have no taste or opinion of your own and have probably asked a friend what to get. Half what you have paid for each car.....Thats what you paid for the badge.
     
    #62
  3. EDGE

    EDGE Guest

    I'm not the boastful type, but I've done not bad for my self, I got expelled from school at 16 and luckily, got an apprenticship, she got preggers whilst I was an apprentice and times were tough, I worked as hard as I could and took the plunge and started my own business, this enabled me the cash to buy me a classy wee Mercedes and bought the wife a cracking Mitsubishi.

    We're the talk of the street, when people see our cars, you can tell they are looking at us because they are jealous of our success, haters if you will.






    please log in to view this image
     
    #63
  4. John Smith

    John Smith Active Member

    Joined:
    Jan 25, 2011
    Messages:
    1,312
    Likes Received:
    4
    <laugh>

    Kwik - You really do make such an arse of yourself. Born ****.
     
    #64
  5. Kwik

    Kwik Member

    Joined:
    Jan 24, 2011
    Messages:
    274
    Likes Received:
    0
    Nice wheels mate, whack an "M" badge on it from Ebay and you'd be really fast dude!
     
    #65
  6. Kwik

    Kwik Member

    Joined:
    Jan 24, 2011
    Messages:
    274
    Likes Received:
    0
    I was born out of a ****, but its better than where you came from, a cat's arsehole.
    (Got a BMW eh John....pmsl)
     
    #66
  7. You Don't Remember Me Do You?

    Joined:
    Jan 21, 2010
    Messages:
    62
    Likes Received:
    1
    Err, excuse me, my finger???? :emoticon-0114-dull:
     
    #67
  8. staggie

    staggie Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jan 20, 2010
    Messages:
    1,875
    Likes Received:
    62
    <laugh> <laugh> YDRMDY
     
    #68
  9. Null

    Null Well-Known Member
    Forum Moderator

    Joined:
    Jan 21, 2010
    Messages:
    34,179
    Likes Received:
    9,757
    <laugh>

    I'm warming to this **** ...

    <badger>
     
    #69
  10. Kim Jong Il

    Kim Jong Il Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jan 22, 2010
    Messages:
    7,526
    Likes Received:
    102
    I cant believe i bothered to read all that ****e.

    for anyone else who is tempted here is a summary

    Kwik is a **** and a boring repetitive one a that. He is also insanely jealous of anyone with a car. His licence was suspended after he was caught forcing a toddler to suck him off while driving.
     
    #70

  11. Kwik

    Kwik Member

    Joined:
    Jan 24, 2011
    Messages:
    274
    Likes Received:
    0
    A few days ago when someone was boasting about their job/money i put up what i did to try to stem their boasting. I was then slated for it.
    I won't mention what car i have....
     
    #71
  12. John Smith

    John Smith Active Member

    Joined:
    Jan 25, 2011
    Messages:
    1,312
    Likes Received:
    4
    I'm banned, so having a car would be pretty pointless....
     
    #72
  13. Mick

    Mick Probably won't answer PMs
    Staff Member

    Joined:
    Jan 20, 2010
    Messages:
    11,328
    Likes Received:
    928
    I'm 26 years old, have two children and can't drive. If I did get off my erse and get a car it would be a little **** box. Far better things to spend money on than a method of transport.
     
    #73
  14. KingslandSFC

    KingslandSFC Active Member

    Joined:
    Jan 26, 2011
    Messages:
    1,351
    Likes Received:
    1
    Totally agree!! <ok>
     
    #74
  15. John Smith

    John Smith Active Member

    Joined:
    Jan 25, 2011
    Messages:
    1,312
    Likes Received:
    4
    A penis extension?
     
    #75
  16. gas

    gas ACCOUNT DELETED
    Forum Moderator

    Joined:
    Jan 27, 2011
    Messages:
    19,124
    Likes Received:
    6,717

    Or an anal probe?

    How much for your thumb?
     
    #76
  17. EDGE

    EDGE Guest

    Kwik is a 5 star WUMmer.

    And he's doing a great job at it. <laugh>
     
    #77
  18. KEYSASMASHINGLAD

    Joined:
    Jan 29, 2011
    Messages:
    321
    Likes Received:
    0
    And who was that then Kwik ? think ay know who ye mean ? not been about as he, hhmmmmmmm !
     
    #78
  19. John Smith

    John Smith Active Member

    Joined:
    Jan 25, 2011
    Messages:
    1,312
    Likes Received:
    4
    That's free to the right recipient.

    <2cents>
    <ok>
     
    #79
  20. KEYSASMASHINGLAD

    Joined:
    Jan 29, 2011
    Messages:
    321
    Likes Received:
    0
    As Venom bin lost at sea ?
     
    #80

Share This Page