Summer Transfer Window

Does that really work?

 

We definitely don’t have piles of **** lying around.

 

Anyone else have a fly infestation problem?

 

Nope I used the bags trick

 

I have no idea what DLP is
But back to the original point , none of them describe Shelvey ( unless it means dumb lazy prick? )

 

I'll level with you GG I've never had 37 flies

 

Nope, but I flush the toilet, wash the dishes, empty the bin and shower

 

Deep lying playmaker, sits between defence and midfield pinging hollywood passes. Think Bruno rather than Shelvey.

 

and are quite obviously single.

 

We must have a dead body somewhere then. I just have to remember what happen last Tuesday night.

I’ve not seen the wife for days. She sent me a message saying she was going to Sunderland. I just laughed.

 

That's grounds for divorce - onwards and upwards.

 

Does she work at the co-op and have you met up recently with @CaraMatt ?

 

No mate. She works for me. Mwah ha ha ha ha ha.

 

Screwing the secretary. Good man

 

Billions of the ****ers. I just didn’t want to talk about it on this thread.

 

GG has fly issues and Roly has fly issues.

Both of them have issues “down there”

Hmmmm……

 

Let's be blunt when Roly talks about fly issues you automatically assume he's left the windows open, when GG talks about fly issues you assume he's been for a piss

 

Oh no your one of the traditional old knacker brigade ????
A woman’s place is in the kitchen or on top of my cock???