I like a kiss after sex . And to be held . But it’s a bloody nuisance though when they start pressing charges.
The instructions on the can of Insect killer said, "Do not spray near eyes." "F*ck that," I thought, "I'm spraying the whole bloody wasp."
Woman goes into a chemist and asks "do you sell extra large condoms?" "Yes" replied the assistant "do you want to buy some?" "No" said the woman "but do you mind if i hang around until someone does?"