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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by HRH Custard VC, Apr 12, 2022.

  1. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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  2. HRH Custard VC

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    With Capt Hindsight and Comrade Corbyn flying it

    Now that is a good plan
     
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  3. Uncle Colm

    Uncle Colm Dullcrusher

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    Wtf does Hoyle let him do this? This is not debate - it's filibustering by a narcotically enhanced circus performer. But Christ, you can see that first line is wearing off now as he stumbles, mumbles, and forgets where he's up to. Did he and speech-writers really think that Typhoon analogy/ramble made any sense when they snorted their faces off this afternoon? <double>
     
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    Thoughts and prayers with Carrie...
     
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    Good one.

    Have you got one of your own?
     
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  6. Uncle Colm

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    "Those Opposition members that are jeering would do well to read their resignation letters". <laugh>
     
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  7. Treble

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    They've lost all sense of reason and coherency. It's infested the whole party and they're eating themselves from the inside out.

    Long may it continue <ok>
     
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  8. HRH Custard VC

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    Do you mean a waiver, you thick bin dipping twat

    Also max weight of the ejection seat is 224lb, Boris came in just under that else he would not be allowed in the plane.

    Why do the loser left lie so much*






    * this also included BJ
     
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  9. Uncle Colm

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    Boris Johnson was 17st + when he got Covid. He initially lost a stone, but doesn't look any less than 16st now. 224lb is 16st.

    And no, I meant rider. Addendum - Wikipedia :emoticon-0143-smirk
     
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    Mate, there are other sites which will be more suited to your needs. Sign up with one and I’m sure they can show you what a woman is.
     
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  11. Uncle Colm

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    He's beginning to sound like Brian Cohen in the run-up to the Sermon On The Mount scene, isn't he? Very insecure. Very longing to pop his cherry. <doh>
     
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    Hammered. 'natch.
     
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    None of them have an original thought in there head, it’s just a constant repeat of stupidity or lies.
     
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  14. Uncle Colm

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    Tbf there is no other defence left is there?

    Even the most Dull'est, thick as custard dickhead out there knows we're in the middle of an economic, brexit clusterfck, with public services shot to bits, under a government of imbeciles falling apart literally before our eyes.

    How the fck are you going to defend that?? Best thing to do is scream "loony lefty", "Starmer", "Brexit O Akbar" and "na na na na naa naa" at the top of your voice!

    Oh and claim you don't vote Conservative in some futile attempt to distance yourself from it all <laugh> <doh>
     
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  16. Uncle Colm

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    And women with willies, don't forget those. And black people in adverts. Woke that is.
     
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    Oh yeh... says more about them than the minorities they keep projecting about. They're very insecure <ok>
     
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    :emoticon-0138-think:emoticon-0138-think:emoticon-0138-think

    EFFORTLESS.

    The ten years of blubbing and sobbing would have been better spent improving their act. :emoticon-0102-bigsm

    please log in to view this image
     
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    yeah if all else fails **** nicknames will distract from Kustards lot being an absolute ****house of ****s
     
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    Has someone farted in here? :rolleyes:
     
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