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Pre Season Friendlies

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Magdad, May 28, 2022.

  1. Prince Isak (GG)

    Prince Isak (GG) Well-Known Member

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    Absolutely. It means Wood is a chocolate log.
     
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  2. Magdad

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    He's not solid enough to be considered a log, he's a puddle of dog ****. them nasty ones you can't scoop into a dog bag and just quickly walk away from when taking the mut for a walk pretending it just had a piss<whistle>
     
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  3. Magdad

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    Reports that Tripper has kicked off with Dubravka due to Dubz initially coming to meet the player, then back peddling before trying to re-engage allowing the goal. Perhaps Tripps needs to take a look in the mirror first and realise his **** free kick caused the issue.
     
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  4. G4rdToonArmy

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    Trippier was the cause of all that and if he's popping off at Dubravka for his error he clearly isn't captain material. ****ing awful attempted pass from the freekick, lack of pace to catch back up to the play.
     
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  5. Toonitus

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    The player wasn't 10 yards away the ref should've blown.
     
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  6. Roland Deschain

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    So are still doing Atalanta on Friday 29th AND Bilbao on Saturday 30th?

    Either way they’re going to be good indicators of season readiness I guess. At the moment it’s fitness so we should calm a bit, but if they didn’t already know a winger and forward are critical, with another centre back also looking fairly important.
     
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  7. Prince Isak (GG)

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    Correct.
     
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  8. Horace Batchelor

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    Aye, goal would not have been allowed in a league game... unless one of the slimey six had scored it that is.
     
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  9. Roland Deschain

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    Bit telling we’ve played 2 and scored 3, all 3 being scored by midfielders.
     
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  10. Toonitus

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    They did everything possible to stop the takeover and they'll throw the book at nufc imo
     
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  11. Magdad

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    Currently beating Burnley in both games

    1-0 in one of the games and 3-1 in the other.
     
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  12. Magdad

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    So final scores

    NUFC 3 BURNLEY 1 IN MATCH NUMBER 1

    A close range shot from Allan Saint-Maximin on 38 minutes divided the sides at the interval.

    That lead was then doubled shortly after the hour by Callum Wilson following a layoff by Miggy Almiron.

    Burnley reduced the arrears through Maxwell Cornet on 80 minutes but Almiron made it 3-1 five minutes later.


    NUFC 5 BURNLEY 1 IN MATCH NUMBER 2

    For the second half, the NUFC XI that played the first 45 minutes of game I swapped pitches with the NUFC XI that played the first 45 minute of game II. The two Burnley XIs stayed where they were.
     
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  13. ToonArmy1892

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    Well that's all a bit confusing.
     
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  14. Magdad

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    They played 2 matches at the same time. side by side.
     
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  15. Rum & Black for 2

    Rum & Black for 2 Champion’s League Prediction League Champion
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    So who scored in the second game?
     
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  16. ToonArmy1892

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    No Dubravka?
     
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  17. Mick O'Toon

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    <laugh>

    Want to know as well
     
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  18. Magdad

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  19. JakartaToon

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    That was probably one of the most confusing highlights video I have ever watched. Would be nice to know which goals were from which game.

    Also how was it all nine goals if we won 3-1 and 5-1?
     
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  20. Albert's Chip Shop

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    diane Abbot added them up.
     
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