I see Sky have cancelled the next mindnumbing Tory leadership debate. Thank fck, it's one way of dealing with all that hot air!
So we have Truss trying to be fake Maggie and now Rishi playing on the gullible by using old style 50's footage to reinforce some deluded romantic view of the 1950's. The irony of course being that he's delivered the biggest drop in living standards since... you guessed it, the 1950's
Ssshhhhhh.... let's not talk about that, stick to self ID trans folk because we're a bunch of right wing cynical ****s whoring ourselves for the gammon vote
Truss and Rishi have decided that it's their best chance of holding off Dormant. The smears must have failed.
Jesus tonight - he's pissed and coked-up at 5pm. He's jibber-jabbering like an '80s minor pop star on their first appearance of The Tube.
Rumour going around that he had to sign a rider because he's too heavy to use the ejector seat on a Typhoon.