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  1. biggeordiedave

    biggeordiedave Active Member

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    There once was a man called Dong Juan,
    Who lived in Amsterdam,
    His rhyming was ****,
    And he is a tit,
    And his team went down the pan.

    Only kidding mate. Just thought I'd join in the festivities.
     
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    biggeordiedave, Oct 31, 2011
  2. TJR_NUFC

    TJR_NUFC Well-Known Member

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    please log in to view this image
     
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    TJR_NUFC, Oct 31, 2011
  3. Jesus Was A Geordie

    Jesus Was A Geordie Well-Known Member

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    In that case, how many litres are in a shoe?
     
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    Jesus Was A Geordie, Oct 31, 2011
  4. Sidthemackem

    Sidthemackem Newcastle United 0-1 Cambridge United
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    Can someone remind what this Halloween 5-1 thing is all about?

    I confess I can't recall and it is so rarely mentioned by our mags chums.
     
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    Sidthemackem, Oct 31, 2011
  5. Agent Bruce

    Agent Bruce Well-Known Member

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    Where were you last night when you were needed?
     
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    Agent Bruce, Oct 31, 2011
  6. CyprusMackem

    CyprusMackem Active Member

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    Maybe it's their prediction for tonight.
    Here's hoping.
     
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    CyprusMackem, Oct 31, 2011
  7. Sidthemackem

    Sidthemackem Newcastle United 0-1 Cambridge United
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    I was needed?
     
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    Sidthemackem, Oct 31, 2011
  8. Agent Bruce

    Agent Bruce Well-Known Member

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    Syd had a blood pressure problem and needed the kiss of life.

    Nobody would volunteer.
     
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    Agent Bruce, Oct 31, 2011
  9. Sidthemackem

    Sidthemackem Newcastle United 0-1 Cambridge United
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    Tragic stuff.
     
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    Sidthemackem, Oct 31, 2011
  10. Aldridge_Prior

    Aldridge_Prior Active Member

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    We know man, we know.

    You're safe with us now, hang in there fella.
     
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    Aldridge_Prior, Oct 31, 2011

  11. MrRAWhite

    MrRAWhite Well-Known Member

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    Of course you will be well aware that a Magpie is a member of this said family, well renowned for its thieving and scavenging behaviour: hence the name was appropriately adopted by the Skunks...
     
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  12. Sidthemackem

    Sidthemackem Newcastle United 0-1 Cambridge United
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    Now, now, Aldridge. That's not what I said. Besides, I doubt I'd be too safe in me red and white stripes....
     
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    Sidthemackem, Oct 31, 2011
  13. 5 Goals 1 Hat Trick 11 Heroes-NUFC4LIFE

    5 Goals 1 Hat Trick 11 Heroes-NUFC4LIFE Well-Known Member

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    Don't quit your day job mate , your jokes have been woeful today.
     
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    5 Goals 1 Hat Trick 11 Heroes-NUFC4LIFE, Oct 31, 2011
  14. Billy Death

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    I once got a litre in a pint pot Jesus.
     
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    Billy Death, Oct 31, 2011
  15. Whitchester Mag

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    Right so you can't remember getting beat 5-1 by your local rivals a year ago today but you can remember winning 9-1 against us despite the fact you hadn't been born ...?

    Help is required...
     
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    Whitchester Mag, Oct 31, 2011
  16. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    That's worse than the first one <doh>!
     
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    Welshie, Oct 31, 2011
  17. Sidthemackem

    Sidthemackem Newcastle United 0-1 Cambridge United
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    The most peculiar thing, isn't it?

    Or am I making it up....?
     
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    Sidthemackem, Oct 31, 2011
  18. Agent Bruce

    Agent Bruce Well-Known Member

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    Memory is a wonderful thing, funny at times and selective at times, but wonderful non the less.
     
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    Agent Bruce, Oct 31, 2011
  19. Obertan's Rancid Toe

    Obertan's Rancid Toe Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>

    very good roger
     
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    Obertan's Rancid Toe, Oct 31, 2011
  20. Sidthemackem

    Sidthemackem Newcastle United 0-1 Cambridge United
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    Indeed. Where would we be without our **** banks?
     
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    Sidthemackem, Oct 31, 2011
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