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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Spurlock, Feb 2, 2017.

  1. BobbyD

    BobbyD President

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    Starting my five day fast today.

    Had my wedding anniversary last night.

    Was in the dog house on friday night.

    All good now though
     
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  2. luvgonzo

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    Pizza ****ing wrecks me the next day I imagine this is what people are on about when they talk about Indian food the next day.
     
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  3. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    Coffee and dip first though

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  4. Quesadaad

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    Just warning mine up for an hour.

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  5. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    Had a Domino's tandoori hot at half ten last night.

    Fine today!
     
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  6. luvgonzo

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    Done all your stupid **** gonna have a kip now.
     
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  7. Gessa

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    Back from the back and beyond, time for a few beers.
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  8. Spurlock

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    Anyone know/live with a piece of **** who spends all year moaning and crying about no sunshine?

    Tell them to **** off outside today from around lunchtime till 6pm and lock doors behind them

    as for the rest

    stay cool…stay safe

    mornin
     
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  9. JakartaToon

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    Not something we complain about here.

    Interestingly in a complete turnaround from the UK most of the women here try and stay out of the sun and use whitening creams as they think that white skin is desirable. Main reason is that they think that having dark skin suggests that they come from a poorer background, as they are more likely to have been working in the rice fields.

    Still haven't seen a tanning salon here in 30years.
     
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  10. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy
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    They all want to look like Indonesian Albinos?

    I’ve never bothered trying to understand women once I’d hit the age of 30

    waste of time
     
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  11. luvgonzo

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  12. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Marnin Luv

    What's happening today mate ?
     
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  13. luvgonzo

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    Working
     
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  14. JakartaToon

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    please log in to view this image

    So which colour would you prefer? Indonesian men would choose Fair.
     
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  15. PINKIE

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    From home ?

    Loads of folk being urged to stay home today coz of the heat.

    I'm gonna spend the day in the sea
     
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  16. luvgonzo

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    The one that says light.
     
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  17. luvgonzo

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    Yeah from home. 4 working days left and then Barcelona on Sunday.
     
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  18. PINKIE

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    No 4 Sand for me :tongue:
     
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  19. luvgonzo

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    33 is the highest expected here. Should have taken the day off.
     
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  20. JakartaToon

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    You have just failed your Indonesian citizenship test.

    Also a real man (waiting on @Spurlock) would have said all 4, particularly the one with the headscarf.
     
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