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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by HRH Custard VC, Apr 12, 2022.

  1. Diego

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    Because men don't have fannies "she" can abuse and can't get pregnant.
     
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  2. Uncle Colm

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  3. Diego

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    Great meme bro, the crayoning was a bit poor but hey, kids do their best.
     
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  4. Treble

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    It really is like 2016. And it's not stopped while these lying turds have been in charge.

    But sssshhhhhh don't mention her lies, the truth could trigger deflection :biggrin:
     
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  5. Treble

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    Company eh? Oops...

     
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  6. Treble

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    What a shower of **** these so-called leadership candidates are. Imagine supporting these incompetent shysters and then pretending you don't because you're too embarrassed to admit what an utter fcking moron you are for doing so <laugh>
     
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  8. Diego

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    Nice tweet, who is Peter by the way?
     
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  9. Treble

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    Thanks mate, lot of truth in it.

    Do you think "shy tories" is short for "shyster tories" or does it mean something else? :biggrin:
     
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  10. pompeymeowth

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    So he should give up being PM then. If he doesn't want to do the work.

    The meeting is a load of old carp.
     
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  11. Diego

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    <laugh>

    Penny is right by the way, we did have a right to veto Turkey but that would have been morally wrong being in the same "club" as them with NATO.
    Labour might not give a **** about partnerships but it seems the Tories do.
     
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  12. Diego

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    He is a figurehead and nothing more at the moment, a place holder for the next leader.
    You admit the meeting is pointless and crap but cry when someone misses it <laugh>
     
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  13. Treble

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    So you agree we did had the right to veto then? And her claiming we didn't was a fabrication.

    But she was right. Gotcha <laugh>

    Oh and they value partnerships so much they're breaking international laws to tear them apart. OK <laugh>
     
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  14. Uncle Colm

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    Wtf is he doing - lining his pockets with the selling of dodgy government contracts, and keeping the wheels oiled and turning of the Kleptopia for his Russian paymasters - that a caretaker couldn't do, and actually attend essential meetings too?
     
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  15. Uncle Colm

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    Just guessing here, but has our dipsomaniac forklift truck driver turned up for a knife fight with a plastic spoon again? :biggrin:
     
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  16. Diego

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    You didn't listen to what she said, she never said we didn't have the right of veto she said we couldn't.
     
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  17. Diego

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    If someone told me a person as thick as you existed i would laugh at them and say no chance.

    Will look for a tweet or meme to say this so you might get the gist.
     
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  18. Treble

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    She specifically said in her original statement we didn't. Then when questioned on it today by Raworth she tried to backtrack by making up some bollox which stupid fools that buy any of these vacuous ****s' lies (and I'm sorry to include you in this) buy into.

    And it's you who's not listened. In the same interview with Raworth she repeats saying "we didn't". Sorry Diego, but sometimes you just have to stop digging mate otherwise you'll end up mugging yourself off.
     
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  19. Uncle Colm

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    The Queen is the figurehead in our constitution, not a lame-duck PM. We don't need two ****ing figureheads. If war broke out tomorrow and went nuclear, and if the US gave us permission to use our independent deterrent, it's the PM who authorises the launch. If the fat **** is partying with FSB agents in Italy again, there might be repercussions. That said, yeah, keep his finger on the button. Could be hysterical if Nads and he are on a 24-hour bender when the balloon goes up.
     
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  20. Diego

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    Back to the old distance communication thing eh?
    Telephones, Computers <laugh>
     
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