The #LUFC Breakfast Debate (Friday 15th July)

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Now I realise discretely lacing the half time oranges with something performance enhancing whilst organising the post match piss up is serious stuff but surely it's nothing too taxing for a man of Marcos's capabilities and we somehow need to squeeze the skinny f*cker into the team ?

Obviously he'd have to come off every 5 mins for a pint and a *** and there are serious doubts about his stamina these days as well. Ideally suited to being the goal hanger in the team but there's also the possibility that ' the old bill ' might rock up at any minute to check he's not sellling anything extra with the football coupon as he mingles amongst the supporters.

Ps; and definitely don't let him be kit man for the international matches

 

Brilliant mate! Was hoping we might get a few variations on my 10 minutes of seriously hard work!

 

well i played left back in my glorious career for a few teams in the sunday pub league, was quite rapid over 100 yards frequently covering for some big lump or other at centre half ........so as long as the doc doesn't stray to far or get a red for taking ian paisley to literally we should cope with any fancy dan trying it on

 

I want to be in the team, ,--------- Mummy those nasty boys won't let me play.

 

You're going to have to ask Aski mate (I'd put the kettle on before you do), he is the Head Coach and makes those tough calls

 

Well I’m the kit man so you can be assistant kit man

 

I'd be more than happy to take the job, however, my preferred formation is 2-3-5, especially as I want to be the first manager since Chester in 1969, to have 5 forwards score more than 20 league goals each in a season. So I need agile, physical attacking players and plenty of them

 

Like Bielsa, you get what you want - go ahead, tell us your team

 

Keep your head down, work hard in training, and one day, when the FA increase the number of substitutes allowed on the bench yet again, you may find yourself in the first team squad

 

You will do well as that well known left winger is your team mate.

 

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Whatever it is i am not playing in orange jerseys.

 

Bet you would if the norks were big enough inside it

 

By then it will have become like American football. Two sides and a penalty taker. The bench will extend to the north stand

 

As I have not been included in the team, I will offer my services to Aski as his assistant and international scout.
( Nick Cave and the bad seeds, play down the road from me in September, I'm sure that would fit in with a spanish player scout )

 

The jobs yours Este, as a scouting trip to see Nick Cave seems an ideal use of time to me

 

Can I be your assistant but the package would have to include Nick Cave tickets

 

Indeed you can, management team bonding away day booked, all expenses paid.
Do we have a treasurer I can send the invoice too? Also will need petty cash for 'extras'.

 

Sorry Este, but you have been sacked for exceeding your authority by appointing staff without getting approval from myself as to whether I wanted said person on our coaching team.

Gessa , you have been promoted to assistant manager