Match Day Thread Tottenham Hotspur Pre-season Thread

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I mean I can be blamed for a lot of ****…

But that one, that one definitely ain’t on me.

 

Is that a bowl of Hoola Hoops I see

 

I can't spell their name but Korean's call them macaroni due to their shape, even though they're made of rice

They're basically the Korean version of bar peanuts...just without 18 different people's piss over them

 

**** MUSIC WARNING

 

Kulu and Davies both available for tomorrow’s game. Happy days!

Perisic also started training with the team, doesn’t sound like he’ll play tomorrow but also doesn’t sound like he’s far away. Typical though, the player I was most excited about joining is the one I’m gonna have to wait a little longer to see!

 

But what we really want to know is did they try and sneak the lettuce on the bill?

 

Interested in who sits together. Not suggesting cliques. It's obvious that the Brazilians are together, but it took me a split second to realise that one of the other tables had the four lads who were recently playing in Italy.

 

Cuti and Bentancur have been tight since Bentancur arrived, as they always seem to be paired up

 

Bentancur was on Boca's books from 2009 until 2017, so from about 12 to 20.
Their time in the Argentinian top flight overlaps and that's pre-Juve.
Probably have quite a lot in common.

 

Lucas RWB. Wonder who’ll start on the left and right between Son and Richarlison?

 

That is a lot of key players for Lamela to potentially
unintentionally eff up if he is on the pitch at the same time.

 

Come on you Spurs!
It's slightly odd to be supported by a country, but I'll take it.

 

Horrible shirts

 

That chap Lamela is playing well, perhaps we should consider signing him.

 

Possihly the worst Spurs shirt I’ve seen in my lifetime. It looks like a naff training shirt.

 

Lovely move. Shame about the offside.

 

Richarlison goes down. It's not a dive and he wasn't fouled by Lamela!

 

The lone Korean bloke singing “oh when the Spurs”

What a hero