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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by HRH Custard VC, Apr 12, 2022.

  1. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x
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    Mong and Derr had to back her, it's back to the cheap seats, for them if anyone else wins.

    You old poop.
     
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  2. DMD

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    A Soviet Communist Party official was giving a westerner a tour of the Russian countryside. All the while he was bragging about how loyal Soviet citizens were to the communist cause. To demonstrate he approaches a farmer and asks "Comrade, if you owned two houses would you donate one to the Party?"

    "Absolutely!" replies the farmer.

    "And if you owned two tractors would you donate one to the Party?"

    "Oh, yes!" replied the farmer!"

    "And if you owned two cows would you donate one to the Party?"

    "Not a chance!" replied the farmer.

    Surprised the Party official asks "Why not?!"

    "Because I actually own two cows!" replied the farmer.
     
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  3. HRH Custard VC

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  4. Uncle Colm

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    Dorries on C4 now talking to Cathy Newman:

    Newman: 'Truss is called 'the human hand-grenade' by the Civil Service because of the mess she causes for each department she works at, isn't she?'

    Dorries: 'No, she's called that because she gets things done'.

    <rofl>

    Also, Dorries not ruling out Boris will make a comeback (so Truss is being set up as his proxy), and not denying Boris is going to ennoble her for services rendered either. Baroness Dorries of Threshers then. <double>
     
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  6. pompeymeowth

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    Crazed righties lie, it's all they can do
     
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  7. Uncle Colm

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  10. DMD

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    I wonder how many of the lefties commenting on donations, remember Kinnock, Blair, New Labour and Robert Maxwell. <laugh>
     
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  11. Archers Road

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  12. pompeymeowth

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    Mordaunt a strong fav at the bookies.
     
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  13. pompeymeowth

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    In medical parlance, he is what's known as a Din.
     
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  17. Pattern Of Assistance

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    Muggy on for another 20 hour shift I see.

    What a loser.

    <laugh>
     
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  18. DMD

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    There was a couple of conversations nearly started up, but him and pumpey soon put a stop to that. They don't like their tedious pap being disturbed. <laugh>

    The site owner must be so pleased they're sending his efforts down the pan.
     
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    Mad Nad on C4 privatisation. " It has a few critics, but it has unanimous support." Brexiteer English.
     
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    You seem to be the only one that gives a **** <laugh>

    Liberal twat.
     
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