1. Log in now to remove adverts - no adverts at all to registered members!

Detective Work

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by luvgonzo, Jul 14, 2022.

?

Mrs luv is leaving you

Poll closed Jul 22, 2022.

  1. Correct

    8 vote(s)
    80.0%

  2. Nah I'm adorable

    2 vote(s)
    20.0%
Multiple votes are allowed.
Page 1 of 3
  1. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

    Joined:
    Jan 26, 2011
    Messages:
    108,407
    Likes Received:
    67,935
    So I've been told to book the day off on 19/11 Mrs luv has organised a surprise for my birthday.

    I ****ing hate surprises and have been trying to figure out what the **** it could be so that I can drop a hint that I don't want to go to it if it's some ****e I won't like.

    Prize for the winner.
     
    #1
    luvgonzo, Jul 14, 2022
    Jammy 07 likes this.
  2. Quesadaad

    Quesadaad Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Nov 16, 2017
    Messages:
    5,529
    Likes Received:
    11,016
    Digger land
     
    #2
    Quesadaad, Jul 14, 2022
    Schlem Boogerman, Jammy 07 and luvgonzo like this.
  3. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

    Joined:
    Jan 26, 2011
    Messages:
    108,407
    Likes Received:
    67,935
    Is that a real thing and did you spell 'digger' correctly?
     
    #3
    luvgonzo, Jul 14, 2022
    Tel (they/them), Spurlock and Quesadaad like this.
  4. Quesadaad

    Quesadaad Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Nov 16, 2017
    Messages:
    5,529
    Likes Received:
    11,016
    https://www.diggerland.com/

    I did have to make sure I’d turned my racist auto correct off before I typed <laugh>
     
    #4
    Quesadaad, Jul 14, 2022
    Schlem Boogerman, BobbyD, NostradEmus and 4 others like this.
  5. Star of David Bardsley

    Star of David Bardsley 2023 Funniest Poster

    Joined:
    Mar 27, 2011
    Messages:
    69,938
    Likes Received:
    57,459
    Threesome.

    With a man.
     
    #5
    Star of David Bardsley, Jul 14, 2022
    Schlem Boogerman, haslam, BobbyD and 3 others like this.
  6. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

    Joined:
    Jan 26, 2011
    Messages:
    108,407
    Likes Received:
    67,935
     
    #6
    luvgonzo, Jul 14, 2022
  7. aberdude

    aberdude Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Feb 11, 2012
    Messages:
    24,477
    Likes Received:
    8,440
    A tour of Old Trafford.........she wasnt 2 know :emoticon-0105-wink:
     
    #7
    aberdude, Jul 14, 2022
    Milk.., Sucky and luvgonzo like this.
  8. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

    Joined:
    Jan 26, 2011
    Messages:
    108,407
    Likes Received:
    67,935
    <laugh>

    Nah she'd never do that.
     
    #8
    luvgonzo, Jul 14, 2022
    Sucky and aberdude like this.
  9. aberdude

    aberdude Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Feb 11, 2012
    Messages:
    24,477
    Likes Received:
    8,440
    Confidence that......so with that in mind maybe she got you a better quality butter for quiche sandwich lol
     
    #9
    aberdude, Jul 14, 2022
    luvgonzo likes this.
  10. Edelman

    Edelman Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Mar 30, 2014
    Messages:
    19,803
    Likes Received:
    9,109
    Surprise 50th
     
    #10
    Edelman, Jul 14, 2022

  11. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

    Joined:
    Jan 26, 2011
    Messages:
    108,407
    Likes Received:
    67,935
    Well yeah but what?
     
    #11
    luvgonzo, Jul 14, 2022
  12. Gessa

    Gessa Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Apr 24, 2018
    Messages:
    15,077
    Likes Received:
    28,326
    Just you and her to see Nick Cave at an intimate venue in Cardiff.

    That or a nice meal out at the restaurant you first ate together. Women love that ****
     
    #12
    Gessa, Jul 14, 2022
    Edelman likes this.
  13. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

    Joined:
    Jan 26, 2011
    Messages:
    108,407
    Likes Received:
    67,935
    I checked if he was playing.
     
    #13
    luvgonzo, Jul 14, 2022
  14. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy
    Forum Moderator

    Joined:
    Jun 3, 2011
    Messages:
    74,856
    Likes Received:
    90,689
    She prolly moving all the spice cupboard into the fridge

    Doubt it's a surprise party

    She thinks you're a ****
     
    #14
    Spurlock, Jul 14, 2022
    Schlem Boogerman, haslam, BobbyD and 6 others like this.
  15. Edelman

    Edelman Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Mar 30, 2014
    Messages:
    19,803
    Likes Received:
    9,109
    Years supply of Craft Beer ??
     
    #15
    Edelman, Jul 14, 2022
    luvgonzo likes this.
  16. Edelman

    Edelman Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Mar 30, 2014
    Messages:
    19,803
    Likes Received:
    9,109
    :emoticon-0136-giggl
     
    #16
    Edelman, Jul 14, 2022
    Spurlock and luvgonzo like this.
  17. Gessa

    Gessa Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Apr 24, 2018
    Messages:
    15,077
    Likes Received:
    28,326
    She's hired him specially and exclusively for the night.
     
    #17
    Gessa, Jul 14, 2022
    luvgonzo likes this.
  18. Gessa

    Gessa Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Apr 24, 2018
    Messages:
    15,077
    Likes Received:
    28,326
    3650 cans is a lot of beer
     
    #18
    Gessa, Jul 14, 2022
    Edelman likes this.
  19. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

    Joined:
    Jan 26, 2011
    Messages:
    108,407
    Likes Received:
    67,935
    She knows I'd hate a surprise party. That's not happening.
     
    #19
    luvgonzo, Jul 14, 2022
    Spurlock likes this.
  20. pieguts

    pieguts Mentor

    Joined:
    Jun 12, 2011
    Messages:
    7,685
    Likes Received:
    9,865
    Either a cookery course with some celebrity chef or photography thingy to improve the photos you post on here.
     
    #20
    pieguts, Jul 14, 2022
    luvgonzo and Spurlock like this.
Page 1 of 3

Share This Page