Asylum Seeker: How mooch for thee jackate? Me: £3 AS: How mooch for thet wan? Me: £3 as well AS: all geev you 2 poownd Me: I'll give you the 2 jackets for a fiver. AS: tree jackates for fav poownd. Me: I hate my life
In some societies haggling is the natural way to do things, and they think yer a ****in arsehole if you don't haggle.
Aye, I like to haggle as much as the next Asylum Seeker, but these ****s are thick as ****. You could haggle them up and they wouldn't even notice. It was a good laugh at 5am, pitch black, and all the scavengers turn up at your pitch with the miners hats on, torches on their heads "Any mobile phones" Aye, that'll be right, ****! Mazuma.com ya bass!!
Aye, Blochairn mate, the extra hour in bed and the fact that it wasn't pissin down was a good incentice, and the chance to make a wee bit of cash selling ****e to poor ****s was what tipped the balance.
250 quid at Blochairn!!!! **** sake you done very well considering it's mostly foreigners and blacknecks fae Royston and Blackhill
I once sold an old PDA phone at a car boot for 50p and the ****er came back demanding his money back as it wouldn't charge.. Car boots really are the epitome of everything that is ****..