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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by RAVENBLACK, Oct 31, 2011.

  1. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    <laugh> <laugh>

    "Fire Sale"
     
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  2. EDGE

    EDGE Guest

    Asylum Seeker: How mooch for thee jackate?

    Me: £3

    AS: How mooch for thet wan?

    Me: £3 as well

    AS: all geev you 2 poownd

    Me: I'll give you the 2 jackets for a fiver.

    AS: tree jackates for fav poownd.

    Me: I hate my life
     
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  3. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    In some societies haggling is the natural way to do things, and they think yer a ****in arsehole if you don't haggle.
     
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  4. EDGE

    EDGE Guest

    Aye, I like to haggle as much as the next Asylum Seeker, but these ****s are thick as ****.

    You could haggle them up and they wouldn't even notice.

    It was a good laugh at 5am, pitch black, and all the scavengers turn up at your pitch with the miners hats on, torches on their heads <laugh>

    "Any mobile phones"

    Aye, that'll be right, ****! Mazuma.com ya bass!!
     
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  5. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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  6. Fabulous Fabio

    Fabulous Fabio Well-Known Member

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    Was it Blochairn market you were at Edge? <stalkermuir>
     
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  7. Medro

    Medro Well-Known Member

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    Were you at Tina's "gathering"
     
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  8. EDGE

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    Aye, Blochairn mate, the extra hour in bed and the fact that it wasn't pissin down was a good incentice, and the chance to make a wee bit of cash selling ****e to poor ****s was what tipped the balance.
     
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  9. EDGE

    EDGE Guest

    <confused>
     
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  10. Fabulous Fabio

    Fabulous Fabio Well-Known Member

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    250 quid at Blochairn!!!! **** sake you done very well considering it's mostly foreigners and blacknecks fae Royston and Blackhill
     
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  11. EDGE

    EDGE Guest

    To be fair mate, it was 2 cars worth of stuff, or a loft worth.
     
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  12. Whole-lot-of-Holt_HtH

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    I have decided Rangers shall be my second team! Really beginning to hate celtic
     
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  13. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Dont ask!!
     
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  14. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Welcome <ok>
     
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  15. Fabulous Fabio

    Fabulous Fabio Well-Known Member

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    We already have enough arseholes in our support, no offence like
     
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  16. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>

    Maybe he should have Motherwell as his second team. Still better than Celtic.
     
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  17. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    <laugh> <laugh>

    Pure capitalism at it's best <ok>
     
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  18. Medro

    Medro Well-Known Member

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    Superb choice.<ok>
     
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  19. Sweats

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    I once sold an old PDA phone at a car boot for 50p and the ****er came back demanding his money back as it wouldn't charge.. Car boots really are the epitome of everything that is ****..
     
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  20. Hugh Briss

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    <laugh>
     
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