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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by stopmeandslapme, Jul 12, 2022.

  1. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    Are we still pretending it's a woman ?


    How very progressive and forward thinking of us .

    Yes " she's"a vindictive puppet **** doing the bidding of the evil genius puppet master .

    I forgot <laugh>
     
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    Ok I'll draw a line.

    Saxton isn't coming back ever, that's my fault, as I shouldn't have brought him back I went against Brb and got it wrong. My bad. I'm sorry for that.

    Ciaran's thread got locked, because someone or some people reported it, so many times, to Brb he closed it, so I can't reopen it.

    From now on you can do what you like under the rules you've laid out.

    Have fun.
     
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  3. stopmeandslapme

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    Leicestershire these days, got a job here so moved.
     
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    Ps it was just a joke. "Shed" geddit<diva>
     
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  5. DMD

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    That's bullshit you lying clown. That was just the excuse brb offered, and couldn't back it up later when challenged.

    You get **** all right you Muppet. :emoticon-0102-bigsm
     
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    Given it clearly doesn't know its arse from its elbow, and hasn't got a straight word in it, I doubt its even sure what species it is, never mind gender. :emoticon-0102-bigsm
     
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    I have noticed recently that eggs have thinner shells .
    My theory is free range hens are now kept inside because of bird flu and they are missing vitamin D from the sun.

    Out of the last 5 boiled eggs I cooked 3 of them split and blow white foam out of the hole .
    You can't do anything other than bin them .

    Fried eggs seem to spread out rather than staying a tight circle.

    I'm writing to my local MP about this
     
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    Sorry to heat that Buddy , chin up
     
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    Goose eggs make great omelettes. <ok>
     
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    Probably move back at some point though you get a lot more property for your money here.
     
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    But apparently no shed. :emoticon-0105-wink:
     
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    Some of the small towns and villages are OK but Leicester and Birmingham are pretty much third World **** holes .
     
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    He probably doesn’t need a shed to doss in either, because he’s not a ****ing tramp like you.
     
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    There was a shed but it was wonky and had been placed on an uneven collection of bricks and bits of slab. When I knocked it down found a rats nest under it.
     
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    My garden shed is probably bigger than your 1 million pound 1 bedroom batchelor hovel .
     
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    Bigger, shabbier, and more full of tools <ok>
     
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    Don't worry folks I have solved the boiled egg conspiracy.

    I store them in the fridge , they need to be room temperature before entering the water .
     
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    There's a lot of stuff people store in the fridge that they don't need to. Still, as your shed has electricity and a fridge in it, I expect you're looking to get maximum use out of your various fridges.
     
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    Fan of blue eggs myself, you can get them in Sainsbury's. Also partial to a Burford Brown, from Waitrose
     
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    Posh expensive eggs definitely taste better Archie .
    Nothing better for breakfast than a fried egg laid that morning with bright orange yolk.

    Are you allowed hens on the allotment ?
     
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