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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by HRH Custard VC, Apr 12, 2022.

  1. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x
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    Mr Watson said he looked inside the car and saw "a white male wearing a white long-sleeve top which was tight to the body, a black leather PVC mini-skirt, tights, dark shoes with a high heel and a pearl necklace".

    <laugh>Did Jamie Wallis MP, get the pearl necklace as a present?

    Tory creep.
     
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  2. Diego

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    I thought you was all for trannys?
     
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  3. Treble

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    Using that as an excuse to flee an accident.

    Snivelling little runt. No character. Like most Tories.
     
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    Dunc will be along presently to give his approval of the Tory pearl necklace wearer.
     
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  5. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    28 for me in the shires, but got a bit humid as it got cloudy
     
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  6. Treble

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    Well they won't be taking it from the big corporations, banks and energy companies...

     
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  7. Treble

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    Careful though, we have to account for the self-loathing Tories. You know, the ones that claim not to be Tory, won't admit to it to anyone, not even pollsters. Deny deny deny.

    Then like weasels scurry into the polling booths to vote for them.
     
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  8. Archers Road

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    Spineless ****ers, that’ll be
     
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  9. Pattern Of Assistance

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    Diane Abacus's maths were amusing.

    Comrade Corbyn was also promising a pot at the end of the rainbow.

    :emoticon-0136-giggl
     
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  10. Pattern Of Assistance

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    Hugh Starmer and Rough Spice.

    What a dream team :emoticon-0136-giggl
     
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  11. Easter Road 1980

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    Quite. A pot of horse manure.

    Diane Abacus is an absolute cretin and the Lefty Loonies love her, like minds <laugh>
     
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  12. Treble

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    Cutting edge satire ^^^^^^^^

    Dull and Duller.

    The ultimate dream team <laugh>
     
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  13. DMD

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    This thread's ace. The dopey ****'s desperate fishing means it wums itself. Effortless. Just sit back, and watch the deluded fools melt trying to stick to their failed fantasy. :emoticon-0102-bigsm
     
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  14. Treble

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  17. DMD

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    :emoticon-0138-think:emoticon-0138-think:emoticon-0138-think

    EFFORTLESS.


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  18. Treble

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    D- is about right. D for Dull and Dickhead.
     
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  20. Pattern Of Assistance

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    Wee Muggy and Twebs - some life they lead.

    :emoticon-0136-giggl
     
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