Off Topic The Burly Arms

Hedgehog asleep in my compost pile

 

You gonna cook it?

Can you even eat them?

 

Only when I'm in the caravan and there's plenty of clay around

 

Use to get loads of hedgehogs at my old property, probably because I fed them this stuff...

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Euphemism?

 

You've lost me on that one fosse

 

Hes gonna tell you that story about him and his mates on a stag do with a hedgehog and a loo roll holder.

Its not a nice story.

 

Not mine that one Sucksta ... hope you can still wipe without wincing too much ...

 

The last few autumn's we've found a few young ones that are roaming around in the day, a sign of a troubled hog, the first one was close to the weight it should be so we nursed it a fed it (dry cat food)until it was a healthier weight then took it to the local hog hospital, where the fella knows when to release them back into the wild.weve found 3 others since but unfortunately non of those survived. Apparently they get lung worm when they are underweight and rarely survive it.

 

Musta been duggie

 

You stole a glass and filled it with lidl lager?

 

I put a glass in the freezer too sometimes

 

Euphemism?

 

You tell me mate?

 

I don't do Lidl lager I'm a ****ing beer snob FFS.

 

I just found/killed a fuking blue spider.

 

Sad , but really good that you try and save them .

we used to get some in the garden , but none last year or this .

 

I have passed your details on to The Arachnid Proliferation Front ...