Last night i was awoken by four Bristol City fans outside my house playing football with a hedgehog. I was absollutely disgusted and just about to call the RSPCA when the hedgehog rounded David James and went 1-0 up.
a little sick but i saw this the other day.... just saw elizabeths fritzls diary.... monday: stayed home, dad came down and fooked me. tuesday: stayed home, got fooked by dad again. wednesday: stayed home, dad fooked me doggy style. thursday: stayed home, dad spunked on my face. friday: stayed home, dad gave my arse a pounding. saturday: went out to watch bristol city play. wish i stayed home!
Top tip for ( gasheads) don't waste money on expensive new kits every season. Simply strap a large inflatable penis to your forehead, and everyone will immediately know which team you support.
i went to a fancy dress shop for a vampire costume and the girl behind the counter gave me a bristol city kit. i said sorry luv, you must have misheard me, i want to look like a count!
gamemasters quotes: "fifa12 gets 94% out of 100. its flawless football." i guess the other 6% must be bristol city.
That means we've doubled our win talley and what is really hillarious is the Barcelona of the 4th tier rising to the heights of a lowly 15th and the few are doing nothing but babble about it....
It's all relevant. You are supposed to be a championship side... couldn't be further from it in terms of quality
Unfotunately only taking one point mans you are worse off than before the game as the better teams at the bottom pulled awy with wins.
I wonder when Steve Lansdown will finally realise what a terrible, terrible waste of millions it's all been?
It turns out Lambert is a top Championship striker and the smellies (gasheads) sold him for a poultry £1m,WHAT IDIOTS...................
