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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Tina., May 17, 2022.

  1. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    Ousted by an Iraqi , an Indian a Pakistani and a handsy ***got.

    Diversity is our strength.

    Hardly the scandal of the century, a pissed up Pincher groped a couple of adult men in a pub years ago .
    He didn't bum them.

    What do you expect when men wear tight fitting skinny trousers .
    If you don't want sexual attention wear a boot cut .
     
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    Buggery bollocks Brexit. <diva>

    Euro dives even lower as economic winter looms: Europe's single currency falls to $1.0145 against the greenback


    The euro staggered closer to parity against the dollar yesterday as one analyst said 'winter is coming' to the continent's economy.

    It is nearly 11 per cent down against the dollar so far this year as fears that Russia will strangle gas supplies stoke recession expectations.

    Dirk Schumacher, head of European macro research at Natixis CIB, said: 'The euro's weakness reinforces the notion that the ECB is behind the curve.'


    https://www.msn.com/en-gb/money/oth...pc=U531&cvid=455ed7e3688141ae9cdc969dd1e20628
     
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    There have been some stupid posts but that one just about rakes the Jaffa Cake. Whatever prompts you to think that any replacements would be different or better? The very nature of politics is that those with the motivation to climb the greasy pole are of a certain disposition. It's inevitable that a goodly proportion will have self serving as their driving force.
     
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    **** off dipstick.

    You are a complete ****ing moron.
     
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    So all leaders of all parties are ****. See, even you a thick **** like you is starting to hear that penny drop. :emoticon-0105-wink:
     
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    <laugh>

    He truly is a ****ing thick old **** <ok>
     
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    They've finally got what they've been demanding for years, and are now confused by the reaction, and sat thinking 'oh ****' at the potential outcomes.

    Even when they 'win' they melt. <laugh>
     
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    It's probably going to be a posh woman that likes war or a posh Indian that loves printing money .

    Liz Truss was sabre rattling for war with Putin and Richy is a dodgy spiv Banker married to Indian aristocracy billionaires.

    I would rather Reese Mogg at least he's eloquent
     
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    I wonder if some may wish Boris was still there soon? :emoticon-0136-giggl

     
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    It has been revealed that Penny Mordaunt, who is a Royal Navy reservist as well as Conservative communities minister, made a spoof speech to the House of Commons. Ms Mordaunt, 41, used the word "c**k" six times and "lay" or "laid" five times during an address to Parliament on March 26, 2013. Ostensibly the speech was delivered to highlight issues around the welfare of chickens, however Ms Mordaunt - who was made a minister in the communities department after she delivered the speech - has now disclosed that the real reason for making her address was a forfeit issued during a dinner in the officers' mess. The MP for Portsmouth North said: "Some of my Marine training officers in Dartmouth thought it would be a good idea to break my ladylike persona by getting me to yell particularly rude words during the most gruelling part of our training. "They failed but during our mess dinner at the end of the course, I was fined for a misdemeanour. The fine was to say a particular word, an abbreviation of cockerel, several times during a speech on the floor of the Commons, and mention all the names of the officers present." While she fulfilled the wager, she has been criticised by Labour MPs for making a mockery of the Parliamentary system.


     
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    The Taff bloke is called Bar Bar, with pronouns of (sheep/shag)
     
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    So the 4 favourites as Tory scum leader are 3 Paki spivs and a bird ?


    How very super inclusive & diverse .
     
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    Sunak is indian
     
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    Blimey, he's knocked this up quick. :emoticon-0102-bigsm

     
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    Oh you're hiding in here.

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    As you were :emoticon-0167-beer:<laugh>
     
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