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You're a funny fcker Mr Malone

Mange tout mange tout!

 

Just in time for Channel 4 News. Should be fun

 

Pretentious? Terne?

 

I do wonder if Tubs in a fit of pique might call an election as a final **** You

 

The oligarchs won't let him.

 

Moggy trying to polish a turd

Quoting fcking Salisbury from a hundred years ago as an example. What a complete and utter ****

 

Getting shirty with the interviewer.

 

'There's rumours about journalists too'. Ooer, Matron!

 

Except none of the stuff about Boris or Pincher are rumours.

I think Frei is giving him enough rope to look foolish and hang himself. This is the stupidity of dickheads like Moggy and Boris who think it's about the win.

 

Hm…”anyone half decent in the Tory party”, eh? That’s your problem right there…

Obviously a drunken baboon would be better than Boris, so there’s that I suppose.

 

You referring to Nad?

 

Passed out in the bogs currently, much depends on what sort of condition he’s in when he regains consciousness.

 

Nadine Dorries just arrived at No.10. Hope there's no resignations from the drinks cabinet then.

 

Boris asks her "one last shag, Dotty?"

Nadine replies "Goodbye BJ" and gets down on her knees.

 

So you know, but the rest of the world doesn’t?

Sounds legit

 

I still have a bet on Jeremy Hunt @ 25/1, which I placed when it looked like Boris was going to die of Covid.

 

In fairness a lot of right wing cranks on Twitter also know.

 

Him, QAnon and some dude off Gammon TV. Overwhelming.

 

Days Of Hope. And to think we clapped the bastard NHS for saving him.