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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by HRH Custard VC, Apr 12, 2022.

  1. Easter Road 1980

    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

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    Be funny as **** if the whole Cabinet quits <laugh>
     
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  2. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    That could easily happen.
     
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  3. Farked19

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    Tory supporters in a Dummed style meltdown now. Wouldn't surprise me if Tubs called an election as a final " **** You".
     
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  4. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    Boris will be gone by tomorrow
     
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  5. Uncle Colm

    Uncle Colm Dullcrusher

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    No way Braverman and Dorries will resign. They're glued to Boris' arse as it is.
     
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  6. QuarterMoonII

    QuarterMoonII Economist

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    Nobody knows. Allegedly he has been issued with one but also allegedly he has taken out an injunction preventing the media from reporting that while he appeals against it.
     
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  7. Treble

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    Agree, they have everything to lose. Having said that, they are that shameless it'll get to the 11th hour and they'll probably turn on him in some vain attempt to look different.
     
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    Still more credible than Raab
     
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  9. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Javid won't get the PM job as he who weilds the knife never wears the crown. Sunak is too rich. Gove will be next PM. You're welcome.
     
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  10. Treble

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    So he's not taken out an injunction to stop being found guilty then? You brainless clot <laugh>
     
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  11. Uncle Colm

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    Braverman maybe. Dorries will be paralytic by 8pm, if she isn't already.
     
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  12. Easter Road 1980

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    Nah. This is the front runner.............

    please log in to view this image
     
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  13. QuarterMoonII

    QuarterMoonII Economist

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    But he did try to become leader of the Opposition; twice. He ran in 2010 when Gordon Brown stood down but got eliminated in the second round and Ed Miliband became leader. When Miliband went in 2015, he stood again. The trouble was that the hard Left did not think that he was far enough out there so they went with Comrade Corbyn. He was the preferred choice of the likes of former leader Neil Kinnock, former Home Secretary David Blunkett and former Deputy Prime Minister Two Jags Prescott; so what chance did he have?

    So he quit Parliament in the 2017 General Election and went to become the first Mayor of Greater Manchester. He got re-elected with two thirds of the vote but only a third of the voters bothered to turn out.
     
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  14. Treble

    Treble Keyser Söze

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    But he had his head flushed down the toilets at the laa dee dah school for ****tas!
     
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  15. Uncle Colm

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    Gove left his wife to live with his (male) political adviser. Boris and Cummings have the knives ready. So do the liberal press, for just before the next election.
     
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  16. QuarterMoonII

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    Yes he did. If the word had got out that he had been issued with a Fixed Penalty Notice the media would be clamouring for him to resign – as he said he would. So instead he has silenced the media while he tries to worm his way out of it. Everyone knows that he is as guilty as sin. So is the Ginger Growler.
     
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  17. DMD

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    Plus ça change, plus c'est la même chose.

    Governments change, but the people running the Country remain the same.

    It sounds like there's going to be a few posters finally seeing the result of their prayers being answered, and their deluded fantasy version of posters should finally pop as reality starts to surface that it's **** all to do with 'winning' and none of us are tories.

    The spin machine will be in overdrive. :emoticon-0136-giggl
     
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  18. monacoger

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    To be honest, I only said Gove because he was the only other one I could think of. I just wanted to sound clever by saying "he who weilds the knife never wears the crown" and I'm not even sure I got that saying 100% correct!
     
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  19. Treble

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    It sounded good tbf. Good enough to be PM...
     
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