Senior Tory MP Caroline Nokes claimed she reported Chris Pincher for being ‘drunk in the middle of the afternoon’ last Tuesday – 24 hours before his alleged groping attack. But nothing was done, she said late last night. https://www.cityam.com/tory-mp-caro...mid-afternoon-24-hours-before-groping-attack/ This is just the tip of a very ****ty iceberg.
The first rule of satire, don't simply quote verbatim what people say before claiming it;s satire when called on it ...yes, that also goes for Steven Merchant's straight man
This feckin' piece of **** is a lawyer FFS! Not a good one, nor an experienced one, but a lawyer nonetheless. If he actually thinks that the 'let the viewers decide' line of attack is going to work in this instance then he's not a lawyer you want defending you in a murder trial - or any trial whatsoever!
Other salty butter alternatives are available elsewhere. I've not tried them but Aldi's Nordpak and Lidl's Danpak are supposed to be pretty similar. About a third of the price, too.
Tory Lord McDonald said the Tories were "saying things with their fingers crossed and hoping they are not looked into"
Johnson was queried about ministers saying he knew nothing... "I...err...was ... err...dealing with other things" " I am tired of people speaking on my behalf "
My money is on either Truss or Schapps resigning next Truss because she's seen Sunak go, and given she has her eye on the top job she wouldn't want to be associated with The Great Leader Schapps, on the other hand, is the sort of snivelling little prick you can expect would do it to further his career and/or list of names
Nadine Dorris and Dominic Rabb will cling on to being ministers like the blokes outside the bookies cling onto their cans of tennants
