Summer Transfer Window

Oh Chaos.........Talksport reporting that NUFC have just made a £38.5m offer for a certain player you will be preying isn't true or isn't accepted

 

Paqueta?

 

He's Brazilian
He'd not quite cost 40 million
His name rhymes with Barnetta




ITS PAQUETA

 

No no it actually is Barnetta. Apparently he’s already here, in a Jesmond hotel. So I heard from GG’s contact anyway

 

Human remains were found in a closet some years ago, forensics were never able to confirm who but it is thought it may be this legendary player.

 

Jolly good.

Might help Chaos get over the loss of Ekishitty.

 

Loving the Ekishitty name, could be tempted to nick it for a username for a month

 

I bid half the valuation for an electric toothbrush on ebay last night, but they said no.

 

Oh no..,,,,
https://thisisfutbol.com/2022/07/bl...kitike-eddie-howe-dan-ashworth-lucas-paqueta/

 

Far more likely than Paqueta.

People are way off the mark and have been since day 1. They were told by Amanda Staveley, the manager and the media, but they ignored it all and took the Nunez, Paqueta and diaby bait.

 

Oh look! You see what happens now when scouts get the players at the top of their lists @Roland Deschain

 

Botman is a huge huge signing.

 

Not as huge signing as Dan Burn

 

Nickson doing a great job

 

True. He is a man mountain. But he only had 7 fingers.

 

You just can’t help yourself. Seek help.

 

I’ve got no issues with Nickson. I think a scout is only as good as his budget.

 

Just gonna leave this here

 

I disagree. Anyone with a huge budget can find good players. The challenge is when you have a low budget to find the stars before they become a star