Off Topic The Burly Arms

Just back from a kayak now as it goes

 

Windsurfing was my thing when I wasn't an old ****.

 

Farting while ironing isn't the same bro

 

Had a couple of those last night.

 

They're nice, not so keen on the Elvis Juice.

 

Yeah enjoyed them, I do like the Elvis but it needs to be a warm day in the garden type thing. Had a dozen of their new one, forget the name, 90 calories per can, and was very nice.

Edit, it's 95 calories and called Light Speed

 

Looks a nice bit of kit that mate

 

Got dragged around Westfield all ****in day shopping for a fukin dress bag and shoes (for her not for me)

She got the dress and shoes after 4 hours of this shop that shop, back to that shop and back again. No bag

I bought another suit cos I was bored and made her pay half so it wasn't all bad

 

told you that days ago

Mrs wasn't overly impressed though as i turned up with 6 bottles , which with club card offers and some vouchers came to £21 , to find out that Majestic had delivered my 13 bottle order while i was out

 

why the **** are you going clothes shopping with a woman - have you learn't nothing .

 

pics of these hors please

you know the rules

 

I must have missed that post.

 

I swapped it for an old surfboard I had. It's one of those fishing Kayaks so it's got a couple of big storage chambers in it. It's also nice and stable, so me and my daughter can go out on it together.

She's quite the little paddler. Bodes well, as I want her to get a good knowledge of the sea growing up down here.

 

It's like he thinks we've just turned up here or summit

 

How come I didn't get called a **** for this?

 

Ok Luvvy Your a ****

 

I thought it

don’t know bowt the rest of the guise

 

I just thought you was having some sort of moment, so best left alone.