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  1. Ben 10

    Ben 10 Well-Known Member

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    My missus has ordered me the white and green as an anniversary present :afro:


    Unfortunately I've got her **** all and it's Saturday
     
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    ****ing Hell man, it's only Wednesday, I've seen me go out for an entire christmas shop at 16.00 on Christmas Eve before <laugh><laugh><laugh>
     
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    I've got some lovely pants you can buy her.
     
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    Aye but I really can't be arsed <laugh> I'll just book a table somewhere for Saturday and let her pick something
     
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    How much?
     
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    She’s American no? Can’t you just buy her a gun. They love them.
     
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  7. Magdad

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    Or just knock her up at the weekend and book her an abortion. Rare as **** over there now <laugh>
     
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    £20 brand new Arne stone grey..

    £20 pastel blue Hugo boss chino shorts
     
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    You been shoplifting from TK Maxx?
     
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    There's some proper fat bastads on here
     
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    Think my plan is best, I mean, she's a yank, she'll think you spent a fortune on an unnecessary medical procedure - they love that ****. <laugh>
     
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    Pot/kettle/black <laugh>
     
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    I had one out the box... Discipline was hard.

    Seriously these chocolates are another level to **** like Thorntons

    Mouth sex
     
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    It's what he put in the breakfast thread man <laugh> i know what I am!
     
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    Lindt dark chocolate truffles are my favourites, that site looks good though
     
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    Don't make me put Goonies gifs up here man <laugh>
     
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    I've been eating ****e the past month... Well I mean I still do my thing, but I'm 40 now so **** it I want to live a bit. I can't defeat the aging process just about maintenence.
     
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    Aye, I'm like 51 days off holiday and currently looking at the midlife pregnant belly and telling meself every day, Today's the day 100 sit ups and day and will look shreded for the holidays <laugh><laugh><laugh>
     
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    These are amazing I used to drive my ex down to the place so she could buy them.. They make them on site dressed like people from 400 years ago.. It's really quite an interesting place.

    I drove 4 hours and in the car I found out the skinny bitch bought £10s worth. I was moaning like ****.. The petrol cost about 50. She gave me one and I was like ****ing hell I'm cured.
     
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