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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by HRH Custard VC, Apr 12, 2022.

  1. pompeymeowth

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    Angela's response to Dominic Drab.

    "My advice to the deputy prime minister is to cut out the snobbery and brush up on his opera. The Marriage of Figaro is the story of a working-class woman who gets the better of a privileged but dim-witted villain. Judging by his own performance today, Dominic Raab could learn a lesson about opening up the arts to everyone, whatever their background."

    Nothing wrong with going to the opera.
     
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    Gove is the Fat Hom Of The Opera.
     
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    Nothing wrong in principle, but I feel I should point out that going to the opera is guaranteed to give your arsehole a headache, and may very well result in death through boredom.
     
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    Opera is like Prog Rock versions of musicals.
     
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    THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS.

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    <applause>
     
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  11. Uncle Colm

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  12. QuarterMoonII

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    Start with Nicola Sturgeon. Then the brain dead Scottish Nationalists on here. Then the rest of the Scottish Nationalists... <ok>

    They still do not accept that they are a minority and that, with the assistance of the hard-Left Greens, they are destroying Scotland. Failing schools, failing transport, failing healthcare.

    On 19th October 2023, they must be hoping that the Unionists all stay at home or Wee Jimmy McKrankie will have wasted some more of their money. <doh>

    The Nationalists have spent six years wailing about being taken from under the control of Brussels and are desperate to spend a couple of decades getting back under their control, joining the Euro and having a hard border to 60 per cent of their market. <doh>
     
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  13. QuarterMoonII

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    The wealth in this country is generated by companies that operate profitably and pay tax on their profits. Much of that money is then squandered on unionised public sector workers, like civil servants who do as little as possible and retire on gold-plated pensions, paid for by other workers.

    The “fighting working class” are life’s losers that do not just go and get a better job for better pay (may mean having to work for it) but clearly seem to think that “fighting” will achieve results. It will: hyper inflation and mass unemployment.

    If the “fighting working class” had any sort of notion of economic literacy they would realise that the two year work holiday that many have just had on unearned money is partly responsible for the current inflationary problem. Too much money chasing too few goods.
     
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    <doh> Global energy prices are nothing to do with Brexit.

    Several EU countries that manufacture cars have introduced energy price caps and are piling up a bigger Euro debt mountain. Macron fiddles prices while Paris burns. If Vlad turns off the gas, Germany will have no energy. The EU version of fantasy economics is heading for a massive recession.

    Only Brain Dead Bacon can manage 2 + 2 = 5.
     
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  15. QuarterMoonII

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    Brain dead Leftie on Twitter fails to understand the difference between legally approved marches – such as Trooping the Colour – and unapproved protesting nuisance.

    Hardly surprised that Brain Dead Bacon echoes that on here.

    If somebody turns up with a sledgehammer and smashes the cretin’s amplifier then he would surely want the police to arrest them for criminal damage as two broken laws does not make a right.
     
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  16. HRH Custard VC

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  17. A.L.D.O 4.1

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    The Scottish NHS is out performing the English in NHS in every area. Why don't you want to slaughter Boris and Co?

    Because you're a fùcking idiot is the answer. Now fùck off and die ya tedious cùnt.
     
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  19. A.L.D.O 4.1

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    Wow! A 5 post ranteroonie from Quarterwit as he takes tedium to a whole new level!

    <laugh>
     
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    It's Lorne up here ya raving ****ta!
     
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