Summer transfer window

I’m gonna hazard a guess on Liverpool, City and Chelsea as he’s basing it on premier league titles

 

Poor guy’s had a mare.

 

Oh ok. We must not have won one of them then.

 

It’s always a good one to base on “last decade”. Sneaky bastard.

 

Cracked me up

 

That Brazilian Benteke issue has really got you scrabbling for anything to try and distract from

 

The only comfort I have mate is that if we sign him he’ll be backup to our front three…

Just as Jesus would’ve been

 

Apparently Patrici contacted Jesus’ agent and tried to hijack our deal, telling him that Spurs could offer CL football. The response was that his client wanted to win trophies so chose Arsenal.

Dunno how true that is, but in a way it don’t even ****in matter

 

If he wanted trophies he'd have just stayed at City

 

Prolly wants trophies that ain’t been bought with dirty cash

 

Arsenal buying a striker from a club that had no strikers and yet still didn’t start. Adds up

 

So what was Jesus en a centre back....thought he was a carpenter

 

Prophet from Bethlehem I think

 

Fk you get a free donkey and all en maybe

 

He dead

 

Yeah nailed to a cross. Probs had a doppelgänger hiding out in that cave

 

Richarlison’s signing for Spurs mate

 

Fk I was hoping he was going to swansea lol

 

We must not have won one in the last decade then.

 

Ive had word from my journo mate that spurs will sign both Richarlison and Anthony Gordan next week, with winks going the other way and the rest of the dele moneys owed to spurs being null and voided.