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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by The Wilde one, Oct 30, 2011.

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  1. Agent Bruce

    Agent Bruce Well-Known Member

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    Badger persuaded him not to, he didn't want to lose his gear.
     
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  2. Jonas' Dance Teacher

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    Lol. What ya mean?
     
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  3. Nobbys Trumpet

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    Leazes was going to cut off his penis if Gervinho signed for us...
     
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  4. Jonas' Dance Teacher

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    Eeeeewwww!!
     
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  5. Nobbys Trumpet

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    It seemed to be the thing to do at the time. A lot of posters on here were going to be doing some bad things to themselves (and others) if he did sign.
     
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  6. Jonas' Dance Teacher

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    Lol I must have not been on much at that time haha
     
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    ah i remember the days of the Gervinho signing self mutilation thread. i think i promised to sew all the dismembered parts together to make so kind of Frankenstines monster
     
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  8. Nobbys Trumpet

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    Jonas' Dance Teacher - see what you've been missing. Join in with the self mutilation <whistle>
     
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    Mrtiote said the other day he would ingest his anus with his penis if something happened
     
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  10. Jonas' Dance Teacher

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    Lol

    If Modibo Maiga signs I will cut off my penis then sew it to my head to prove that I'm such a dickhead
     
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    Ah found it

    If we're first in 3 games.
     
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  12. Nobbys Trumpet

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    I would let AH do anything he wanted to me if we are first in 3 games time...<whistle>
     
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    Saucy.

    Not as risqué though as somehow managing to ingest your arsehole with your pecker
     
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  14. Nobbys Trumpet

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    But atleast my way someone will be pleasured...and the other will cry like a little baby. <whistle>
     
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  15. Obertan's Rancid Toe

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    Gross
     
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    Be worth him signing just to see that.
     
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    Don't!






    I heard he likes that <whistle>
     
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  18. Jonas' Dance Teacher

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    Haha
     
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