Summer Transfer Window

In 6 years time when Ekitike wins a Ballon D’or CC will crucify you with screenshots

 

It's never a good thing to miss out of targets, but I'm sure whoever else they pick will suffice.

 

Already planned that... Told GG last night and he started saying it only counts if he's in the premier league

 

Paqueta next?

 

I did say Botman was agreed and was signing a very very VERY long time ago.

You should trust me and my sources.

 

This one is impossible.

 

We ****ed Maldini up.

 

There’s more chance of chippy banging pouchys lass than Ekitike winning a ballon d’or

 

You can even look back and check the fee for it if you want too. I quoted this too.

 

Right so who's next?

Broja? That other dude off YouTube?

 

I would have Broja. He looks a talent. And he’s done it in the PL.

 

Hopefully the YouTube guy Gouiri (sic)

 

You mean the lad who Shearer raves about - That's some backing for a striker.