Can picture the scene: Us walking down Newcastle and I see a fiver on the floor. "Oooh, look, a fiver!" I say. "I'm 'aving that!" *Knee to the temple* ... you know the rest.
Well I simply have to meet tash so I can slap the fat **** in the face, I'll tweet/PM you nearer the game
Deeply saddened I haven't been mentioned (THIS IS A DESPERATE CRY FOR ATRENTION IF YOU HAVEN'T YET REALISED)