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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by HRH Custard VC, Apr 12, 2022.

  1. Uncle Colm

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    Considering Labour voters are behind campaigns for pay rises, I would doubt that very much.

    Why do mongs ignore billions spent on covid, billions spent on flag shagging parties, billions on wars with foreign countries and then think an inflation matching pay rise will cripple the country?

    It's because they're mongs, isn't it
     
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    You'd be better asking the mongs why they do that. I can't speak on their behalf, and I get the impression you're closer to them than most. <ok>
     
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    I'm not the mong who voted against "the 70s, breadlines, inflation, strikes" and got breadlines inflation and strikes

    Lol
     
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    Good lad. Perhaps you could go and ask one of your mong contacts why they did. <ok>
     
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    Wednesday 22 June 2022 by Arabin Patson

    British news presenters to go on strike until their employers remove any risk of encountering Mick Lynch

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    Senior broadcast figures on the nation’s airwaves are set to take industrial action, citing a huge increase in the risk of encountering a rogue trade union leader who makes them look like laughably predictable ****-stirring gobshites.

    Kay Madeley, president of the Thoroughly Tamed Bobbleheads Union, said that the presence of a political figure who was completely unwilling to be deferential to their union’s members was a clear danger, and that as such, work would have to cease.

    She went on, “It’s bad enough that he goes after politicians by calling them liars to their face when they lie or pointing out that Jonathan Gullis MP, affectionately known as The Braying Thug, is basically a message boy told to read out talking points by CCHQ.

    “But he’s also been known to humiliate us when we’re trying to insult him into reacting badly by hiding behind some bullshit like an ‘anonymous tory source’ or ‘some people will say’. He’s completely feral!”

    “Just yesterday, he sabotaged a completely normal interview where one of us asked him the same question six times in a transparent attempt to get him to break out into a snarl and threaten to kill the families of scabs.

    “He just laughed and stayed calm throughout. How are we supposed to be the next Paxman if we can’t even get some pleb to lose it on national television?

    “The government has got to get involved and remove him from the airwaves. Until then, the British public will sadly be deprived of glorified announcers asking easily anticipated questions of politicians who literally go to training camps to deal with them.”
     
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    Never last 5 minutes as a politician, he has this alarming habit of telling the truth.
     
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    <laugh>

    Jesus what a ****ing turnip you are.

    Stick to conversing with statues you ****ing old ****ing ****.
     
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    Refute the argument, you even older ****ing ****ity ****ity, **** **** ****.
     
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