Splendiferous

Instead of stealing, have you considered buying some veg so that the farmer makes a bit of money for their effort?

 

French farmers are supported by UK taxpayers, don't you read The Daily Mail?

 

Not any more so there is no excuse for stealing from these peasants.

 

It's gleaning, an olde Englishe custom - a Brexit bonus! The farms near me are owned by conglomerates so I've probably diddled the shareholders

 

When we get our independence your fish, caught in the waters off the coast of free Scotland will taste even better.

And be a hell of a lot cheaper.

#areyouyesyet