I spy with my little eye, it’s someone’s birthday, by jolly, by jingo, by crikey! Ok, out with it, who is the lucky Chappy!
Chinese whispers tells me it Kiwis birthday this weekend! Start the party program NOW! We want booze, snacks, booze & more booze. Throw in some party girls and a card….. don’t forget the cake!
Supposed to read, keen…. but it’s nothing, really. What about a big clam? I’m sure Kiwi likes big clams! Maybe some prawns…..?????? How old is he????? Has he reached puberty yet? Do we have to give him a father / son talk about the birds & bees or should l say, snappers & clams, big ones that bite? So much to ponder…..