Fixtures

City got most pens last season (9) and won the league, while Chelsea also had 9 and finished 3rd. If anything we were robbed of the league by not getting as many

 

Don't forget to count the stonewallers the opposition don't get:
City 3 stonewallers not given
Chelsea 2 stonewallers not given
your lot 64 stonewallers not given

 

Alisson would have saved them anyway

 

I can cope with that start. 3 winnable games and the top 2 out of the way.

 

15 easy points. What’s not to like?

 

I agree in some respects but then I think of the Mo with his theatrical dives.

 

I bought a manscape groomer so will shave my balls tonight.

 

I tried nair on my balls... The ball area was fine, but I got chemical burns in the groin and it took a month until I didn't look like I had a disease, so you've bought well.

 

Gift thread:
A hands-free magnifying glass.