British Politics spam thread

Piggy Malone = Nonce

 

Evidence for that allegation? Even Aaron Banks could make a libel action stick for that one.

 

They are literally claiming that they're not quite as bad as Shipman. Rejoice, I, er, suppose...

 

It would be fascinating to see as Piggy Malone could indeed be proven to be a nonce, which would see the costs awarded against him and the epithet Gammon Slayer replaced with the legally confirmed single word description.

 

Or not.

You utter fckwit

 

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I see he's been posting percentages again. This time about bullshit EU trade figures.

The clown who thought a rise from 0.16% to 0.2% was a 25% rise overall

 

I have the ****er on ignore. I assume he's one of those ****wit gammons who said the EU needed us more than we need them? Yeah, of course they do. They represent 43% of our export market, we represent 17% of theirs. But we invented blue passports and the wheel, or something.

 

Yeh pretty much, except he took six paragraphs to spout that codswallop.

 

The wheel was pretty good tbf, not sure why you are so bothered about the colour of passports though maybe blue reminds you of Everton.
Would you have been happy with a bright red one?

 

I'm not sure of your wording there. Are you saying that he can be proved to be a nonce? It reads as if you are and if that is the case then I think that we need to be seeing the proof. Otherwise you are sailing awfully close to the wind.

 

He's saying he finds nonces fascinating. Make of that what you will.

 

Piggy Malone is a fictional character off The Two Ronnies, not sure if any complaint would be taken seriously (just like our Piggy)

 

What about the Phantom Rasberry Blower of Old London Town?

 

****ing brilliant mate, i really miss stuff like that now.

 

Mate, it's one of those dickheaded gammons that uses a cock ring as a sweatband. I'm not losing much sleep about what somebody who graduated from the Nadine Dorries School of Coherent Thought thinks about me. At least we know who the ubiquitous Q, who apparently sends red-hatted MAGA pitchforks and torch-bearers to various riots and insurrections on the basis that 'They' are all ***** shape-shifters is now. "Q said I'm a gullible lunkhead" indeed.

 

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Featuring Norma Stitz

 

That scene in the Commons, I think Disraeli is PM.

"What about the Prostitution Bill?"

"Pay it sir, pay it!"