Just to let you know I bumped into Syd and his lady friend at Tesco this morning and she is of the same opinion as me regarding the mustard cords. Needless to say he didn't have them on today.
I am willing to attest that one aka 'Syd' was wearing mustard cords on the 29th Oct in the year of our lord 2011 at approx 3.00 pm. I unfortunately did not have my phone on me, otherwise I could have posted a pix, apologies.
She gave me a bollocking,"Fancy talking to people when I look a mess, if I had known I would have made an effort", bloody women. BTW, Scatty had a trolly full of booze, plonky.
I did have a trolly full of booze - my husband is the plonky in our house. I have been teetotal since my hen night 31 years ago. Drank port and lemon and have never been able to look at a drink since. But as my name infers I don't need drink to be a scatty mare