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Divn't start it off

 

In Chris Woods corner we have @NUforever

In the opposite corner we have @Roland Deschain


Outside McDonald’s in 20 minutes the both of you

 

I wake up early and it’s like Piccadilly Circus on here. What’s the matter with you lot?? It’s just after 8.30 on a Sunday!! Do you not have a bed to go to???

 

True and I am sure they have plenty of backup. But this would be a statement signing.

Having said that I am surprised at 30m that no one else is interested other than Milan and they appear to have dropped out.

 

Sleep is for the weak.

 

I wake up at 5:30am every morning

 

My it’s 6am and that is without an alarm. My brain is a fart.

 

Mine’s without an alarm as well. I still have one sweet though for 6:15am just in case (weekdays obviously)

 

See a Doctor then!! Just don’t wake me up with all your ramblings.

 

And have to deal with spoilt brats every morning

 

But but you weren't expected home so soon

 

Ok. In future I won’t just wake you with my ramblings. I’ll bend you over and pull your trousers down.

 

Well this has gone off in a direction I wasn’t expecting…

 

Wow, comparing him to Shelvey is a ****?

Now that really is a proper insult. It's a full-on kick in the nuts for ToonArmy1892 - with steel toe-capped boots on.

Forget Roly vs NUforever, this is the REAL war starting right here.

 

Is that GIF your way of saying you prefer a bit of bush?

 

Nah mate, I have that knobhead and other one called rafman? in my ****list.

 

No one is on Shelvey is a ****s level apart from all Tory MPs

 

It seems I missed the start of the war.

I’m on the fence, with popcorn.

 

They've both lost the battle

 

Sell done NUFC! defeated AC Milan that's why you stay in the fight.. The alternative was losing.