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    Figure this out:

    The Leftie Lawyers tried to stop the elected Government from deporting so-called asylum seekers to Rwanda while their (almost certainly bogus) asylum claims are investigated. The High Court ruled in the Government’s favour.

    The unelected heir to the throne apparently does not approve of the Rwanda scheme but he is supposed to not get involved in politics. The Lefties all agree with Prince Charles’ alleged viewpoint because the elected Government and the Royal Courts of Justice did not take the Leftie Lawyers’ view (that has prevailed on technicalities until now).

    When Prince Charles goes to the Commonwealth conference in Rwanda, will he be taking up the issue with the hosts? How many spare rooms are there at Highgrove House, where he could put all the asylum seekers up instead of taxpayers paying for 4-star hotels?


    There should soon be ten pages of Twitter drivel from the usual loser accounts posted by the resident lunatic. That Leftie Lawyer QC must be flooding the Twittersphere with outrage at her clients being stuck in Africa.
     
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    How many people do we grant asylum or protection to?
    Published 25 November

    Data relate to the year ending September 2021 and all comparisons are with the year ending September 2020, unless indicated otherwise.

    On 11 March 2020, the World Health Organisation (WHO) declared the COVID-19 outbreak as a global pandemic. A range of restrictions were implemented in many parts of the world, and the first UK lockdown measures were announced on 23 March 2020. The COVID-19 pandemic has had a significant impact on the UK immigration system, both in terms of restricting migrant movements to and from the UK and the impact on operational capacity.

    Year ending comparisons that follow will include impacts resulting from the restrictions put in place during this period of the pandemic.

    This section contains data on:

    • Asylum applications and initial decisions, including unaccompanied asylum-seeking children (UASC)
    • Resettlement
    • Family reunion visas granted
    • Outcomes of asylum applications
    • Asylum support
    • Inadmissibility
    An asylum application may relate to more than one person, if the applicant has family members (or ‘dependants’) which they request to be covered by the same application. This release features data on both the number of asylum applications or initial decisions (‘main applicants only’), and the number of people related to asylum applications and initial decisions (‘main applicants and dependants’).

    Statistics on the number of applications and decisions of those applying to enter or remain in the UK under the new Hong Kong British Nationals (Overseas) route are included in the ‘How many people come to the UK each year (including visitors)’ section.

    1. People granted protection and other leave through asylum and resettlement routes
    This section covers individuals granted leave to remain in the UK via three routes: applying for asylum, resettlement, and family reunion visas.

    The UK offered protection, in the form of asylum, humanitarian protection, alternative forms of leave and resettlement, to 13,210 people (including dependants) in the year ending September 2021. Of these:

    • 81% were granted refugee status following an asylum application (‘asylum’)
    • 7% were granted humanitarian protection
    • 3% were granted alternative forms of leave (such as discretionary leave, UASC leave)
    • 9% were granted refugee status through resettlement schemes, although this proportion was lower than in recent years due to the COVID-19 pandemic
    Additionally, 6,524 partners and children of refugees living in the UK were granted entry to the UK through family reunion visas, 8% more than the previous year.

    Figure 1: People granted1 asylum-related protection2, resettlement3 and family reunion visas in the UK, years ending September 2012 to September 20214


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    When are you booked to return to the 17th Century? You clearly hate the modern world so much, you must be desperate to get back to the pox ward at Bethlehem Hospital
     
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    Happy to

    I am straight, I prefer women*




    * Real women not them tranny freaks
     
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