Nunez and his song

I had the absolute banger for jota last year..

D. I. O. G. O.
To the tune of..

But the Kop chose some **** one Instead.

Well not this time.

I give you the new nunez song to the tune of....

Ohhhh Daaarwin Daaaaarwin

You're most welcome

 

Be nice if we signed him first.

 

You're so picky...

 

Yeah, where are the jinx police. Someone needs to ban you if he goes to United now!

 

Plus, players are meant to earn a song...

 

I think life imprisonment would be appropriate.

 

With hard labour.

Perhaps being forced to clean the blood stains out of Milner's boots.

 

Or maybe just a season ticket to Old Trafford - that's enough punishment for anyone.

 

No forfeits have scared me even a lil bit yet.

Too nice u lot

 

You'd happily go to Old Trafford?

 

It was worth the visit Sucksta

You should've just gone the whole way and done Unchained Melody...

"My Darwin, I've hungered for your touch..."

 

You dont know what I have planned

 

You going to piss in their pockets?

 

There's plenty of room to get up and walk round after halftime when we play there, tbf.

 

Trying to find a specific Nunez thread...

anyway, article about his evolution in the Guardian:

https://www.theguardian.com/footbal...evolved-at-liverpool-in-mohamed-salah-absence

 

Going back to Sucky's song for Jota... it's a good one, but I don't think I'd want to sing the "Super Sexy" line, he doesn't quite do it for me.