Off Topic The Golfing Thread

Found this quite amusing...

 

How did the team get on mate.

 

It's the money. Everyone knows it but I can't understand why it is a problem. Golf is their job.

 

Got beat 13 - 11 but thats a great result down there

 

My game has gone completely to ****. I've gone from low to mid 80s to barely breaking 100!

It's become embarrassing. Time to book a lesson me think!

 

Aye it is mate.

 

So you're ok with Newcastles owners? Or the players that sign for them?

 

I dont blame any player taking the coin now but South Africa was a completely different thing.

 

Can't wait for Saturday. First round in 6 weeks because of damn sciatica.

Hope those on the adjacent fairways have frigging helmets on

 

Not really the same question but I don't really care. I don't have an impact on ownership. Our last owner wasn't exactly squeaky clean.

I may not agree with everything they stand for but I highly doubt I agree with anyone 100%

I'm happy to admit I'm a mercenary though. I'll always leave jobs for higher paying ones.

 

Good luck mate. Enjoy it. I'm playing terribly and hate those bad shots but I still enjoy the round, as a whole

 

Handicap is 24 at the moment but i have a feeling that i'll play to about 32 this weekend

 

There’s a joke coming anytime now

 

I think it was Qwop who took the challenge from Stevie Wonder anytime anywhere for a £100 bet. Qwop thinking well even i can’t be that bad he’s blind for god’s sake, so said yes. Stevie says your course tomorrow at 2am.

 

he could play me in carribean sunshine and he'd annhilate me at the moment

 

I've play 9 x 18 holes in 11 days. My feet, back and knee's are shagged. In that time i spent over £220 behind the bar as well. Some going for a fat lad.

 

I am okay with the financial aspect of it as it is their profession, but draw the line at who is the paymasters.

It's live on their You Tube channel.

 

The problem with golf at a professional level....all golfers are self employed, The money being offered by the Saudi's is breathtaking, I have many friends who have left the UAE where they made a great living, to head for Saudi....only one reason....more MONEY. Golfers are no different

 

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Do you really need £200,000,000 they aren’t exactly on benefits mate.

 

If that is correct, it's £4, 166,666 per player as the are 48 playing.