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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by HRH Custard VC, Apr 12, 2022.

  1. Easter Road 1980

    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

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    All good clean fun.

    Dunno why woke ****wits get offended by everything.
     
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  2. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    Exactly E.R


    Our very own Spam Champion is into some niche sexual fetish where they dress up as scousers and crush each other for sexual gratification.

    Each to their own

    https://www.vice.com/en/article/wd4jyw/scally-lads-v21n2

    Scally Lads Are Gay Brits Who Like to Smell Stinky Socks and Have Sex in Tracksuits
     
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  3. Easter Road 1980

    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>

    Aright, aright, calm down, calm down.
     
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  4. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    It's a real fetish <laugh>

    It's how the Spam Champion met Willyhoops

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  5. DMD

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    Hadn't you worked out the origins of his username?
     
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  6. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    My search history in the last 30 minutes has probably put me on a Government watch list <laugh>
     
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    I can't imagine that you were not already on.
     
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  9. QuarterMoonII

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    According to Remain, if we voted Leave the Apocalypse was going to happen on 24th June 2016. That one worked out well for Project Fear. Crazed Lefties like the idea of everything being controlled by a bunch of unelected technocrats sticking rigidly to an ideology.

    We are all supposed to be unemployed after six years of economic Armageddon but it seems that unemployment here in April was 3.7 per cent whilst it was 5 per cent in Germany, the powerhouse of Europe, 5.9 per cent in Portugal, 7.3 per cent in France, 8.4 per cent in Italy, 13.65 per cent in Spain and 6.2 per cent across the EU as a whole. The Netherlands are doing better than us (3.2 per cent) and Denmark (2.4 per cent) but overall the United States of France is failing.
     
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  10. QuarterMoonII

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    Listen, for £28 million I know a bloke, who is a friend of Matt, that can do you PPE and facemasks for a week.

    Or you can give the train drivers a ten per cent pay rise for the next 110 days, provided they do not claim any overtime. They will be back on strike on day 111.

    In terms of the total “taxpayers’ cash” held by the Treasury, it is a drop in the ocean.
     
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  11. QuarterMoonII

    QuarterMoonII Economist

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    Actually the fat clown flew to a neighbouring country and took a train, like most other visiting leaders have because the Russians keep shelling the airports. You would think there was a war on... <ok>
     
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  12. QuarterMoonII

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    Written by the man who yearns for the days of the London Dock Strike of 1898, when he was just a young junkie.
     
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  13. QuarterMoonII

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    RussInCheshire clearly has no idea how Parliament works, so almost certainly a Crazed Leftie.

    If “Rebel Tories” stop their own government’s legislation they will have the Whip withdrawn in a matter of weeks so that they no longer represent that party, will all be out of jobs at the next election; and they will usher in a Crazed Leftie coalition that will change the voting system to Proportional Representation so that Crazed Lefties are permanently in government and the country will be finished.
     
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  14. QuarterMoonII

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    The very first reply to Andrew Pierce’s Tweet simply read “A week? Lol”. What a plank.

    Maybe that is what drivers are getting on the new Elizabeth Line – Sadiq looking after the Commies with Londoners’ money until he can get a government bailout.
     
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  15. QuarterMoonII

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    Elinor Elliot clearly well up to date with months’ old news. Brady had already been told back in April that the stretch of HS2 through his constituency was being scrapped. Yet yesterday the Garuniad reported it like some sort of conspiracy theory despite having previously reported themselves that it was being scrapped. Did they get the story off Twitter or Facebook?
     
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  16. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    You don't think Russia has satellites or drones ?

    If they wanted Zelenskyy or Bozo dead it would take a few clicks of a mouse .
    Missiles still work on trains .

    A war Zone has a better train service than us

    Pantomime season
     
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    Britain forecast to fall to the bottom of growth table for developed countries in 2023. This from the OECD. In other news Tubs de Pfeffel is going to use the funds from growth for levelling up.<laugh> That's a cracker!
     
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