The Umbrella Academy...

I have never watched it before, but seemingly the main actress has cut her tits off and wants to be a man now. The actress, not the character!


Before


After

 

What is it even about and is it safe to assume that she isn't in the programme anymore?

 

Freak show by the sounds of it

 

It should be illegal for any doctor to be able to do this to someone with mental health issues.

 

Wid

And

Well

Wid.

 

Nudity or implied nudity?

 

It’s lesbian so presumably a jolly good fisting finishing with a squirt.

 

Lesbians are strange. They don't like cock but happy to have anything phallic plunged full deep.

Why not just have a rent-a-cock to do the needy?

 

Great idea, I might offer this service in my local Facebook group.

 

Make sure to mention I offer competitive rates.

To wit: Red wine (don't care which kind), blowjob (must swallow), a sandwich, and taxi/train/bus fare. I will accept any drugs of their choosing as a bonus for a **** well done. And, most importantly, no funny business.

 

Ok, just need your measurements, length and girth, so they know what to expect.

 

8 x 2 slight bend to the upward left. Also a beautiful nutsack. All nicely trimmed. I can do catalogue modelling, too.

 

Girth is the circumference not the diameter.

 

I quite liked her in her quirky roles, hth.

 

My girth is a very decent hand grip and vagina stretcher. Never measured it tbh,

Please update my stats appropriately. Thanks.

 

My favourite kind.

Lesbians I know in real life, and I do, refuse to admit they scissor sister let alone they like phallic penetration. Weirdos.