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  1. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    I have never watched it before, but seemingly the main actress has cut her tits off and wants to be a man now. The actress, not the character!

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    monacoger, Jun 6, 2022
  2. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x
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    It's quite good fun actually. She does a lesbian scene in the second season.

    In the third season, it's just a scene.
     
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    pompeymeowth, Jun 7, 2022
  3. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    What is it even about and is it safe to assume that she isn't in the programme anymore?
     
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  4. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x
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    A family of orphans that were all born, on the same day, with special powers.

    And a talking chimp.
     
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    pompeymeowth, Jun 7, 2022
  5. Easter Road 1980

    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

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    Freak show by the sounds of it <diva>
     
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    Easter Road 1980, Jun 7, 2022
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  6. The Anilingus Aficionado

    The Anilingus Aficionado Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    It should be illegal for any doctor to be able to do this to someone with mental health issues.
     
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    The Anilingus Aficionado, Jun 7, 2022
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  7. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Wid

    And

    Well

    Wid.
     
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    A.L.D.O 4.1, Jun 7, 2022
  8. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Nudity or implied nudity?
     
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    Gambol, Jun 7, 2022
  9. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    It’s lesbian so presumably a jolly good fisting finishing with a squirt.
     
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    stopmeandslapme, Jun 7, 2022
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  10. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Lesbians are strange. They don't like cock but happy to have anything phallic plunged full deep. :huh:

    Why not just have a rent-a-cock to do the needy? :emoticon-0129-call:
     
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    Gambol, Jun 7, 2022

  11. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    Great idea, I might offer this service in my local Facebook group.
     
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  12. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Make sure to mention I offer competitive rates.

    To wit: Red wine (don't care which kind), blowjob (must swallow), a sandwich, and taxi/train/bus fare. I will accept any drugs of their choosing as a bonus for a **** well done. And, most importantly, no funny business.

    :emoticon-0129-call:
     
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  13. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    Ok, just need your measurements, length and girth, so they know what to expect.
     
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  14. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    8 x 2 slight bend to the upward left. Also a beautiful nutsack. All nicely trimmed. I can do catalogue modelling, too.
     
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    Gambol, Jun 7, 2022
  15. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    Girth is the circumference not the diameter.
     
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  16. pompeymeowth

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    You're talking about pornhub lesbians.
     
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    pompeymeowth, Jun 7, 2022
  17. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    image (2).jpeg
     
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    DUNCAN DONUTS, Jun 7, 2022
  18. Mick O'Toon

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    I quite liked her in her quirky roles, hth.
     
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    Mick O'Toon, Jun 7, 2022
  19. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    My girth is a very decent hand grip and vagina stretcher. Never measured it tbh,

    Please update my stats appropriately. Thanks.
     
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    Gambol, Jun 7, 2022
  20. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    My favourite kind.

    Lesbians I know in real life, and I do, refuse to admit they scissor sister let alone they like phallic penetration. Weirdos.
     
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