Rangers v Celtic

This is quite an elite list, granted there's no Frodo/Gimp mentioned but that'll be masons but.

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Didn't think that EDGE's FACTAMUNDO TABLE would be well received...

 

285 bhoys in this class action case

wtf was going on over there and why do so many of them defend ma shellick over it?

sickening

 

Because they also took the Priest's pecker in the arse and most of them LHOVED it.

Mindy was stretched back in the 60s by a Greenock priest, Fr McGonigle was his name and he was responsible for all the stretching in the parish at the time.

 

But what about Sevco Wanderers United FC?

 

Away out golfing again. Won't say where as Tina might be watching.

 

She's old enough to be your great granny.

Careful when you enter her overgrown divot

 

Ronny Delia 8 year anniversary today

 

And typically, you kept quiet

 

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Only time I can remember being groomed was ma maws pal trying to nip me when I was about 14 or something and she was steaming... and ugly as ****.

Me and my cousin used to go through her washing and sniff her knickers and they were ****ing rank rotten.

 

@Lochers sniffing @YerMaw knickers when he was 14 explains everything

 

285 cases of stretching.

Only the Catholic Church has had more.

It really needs debating in Holyrood about why Bheast FC allowed this to happen.

 

Was probably younger than that.

My mate used to get his maws dildo out the drawer and we'd all have a sniff at that too.

Mind I got into bother when I was about 9 or 10, we were over at my cousins house and I was kissing the page 3 burds tits and ended up with newsprint all over my face and then my cousin (he's a tim btw) grassed me in the wee prick.

 

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Can you imagine that the minimum figure of £100k per stretching is stumped up?

Nae wonder they are low-balling Jotters and CCTV.