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  1. Vincemac

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    A man puts $50 in the bank. Then on subsequent days he withdraws $20 leaving $30; then $15 leaving $15; then $9 leaving $6, and finally $6 leaving $0. But $30 + $15 + $6 + $0 = $51. Where did the extra dollar come from?

    A man puts $50 in the bank. Then on subsequent days he withdraws $10 leaving $40; then $10 leaving $30; then $10 leaving $20, and finally $10 leaving $10. But $40 + $30 + $20 + 10 = $100. Where did the extra 50 dollars come from?
     
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    can't use the balances, need tou use the actual deductions and there's no extra dollars
     
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    like the Eric Morecambe lend me 10 pounds sketch
     
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    Not from the game yesterday, but this video of a Charlton fan at an England game tickled me....
     
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  9. Vincemac

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    I know I can’t get them straight
     
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    the app you use to open the pics does it have a circle at the top with two directional arrows on it. if it does click on it till its the correct way round then save it, and give it a name different to the one it had originally.

    then open hit copy and paste it on here, if its to big go back open pic resize from the tools bar at the top rename and away you go mate, then you can delete the other copies and just keep the resized last one

    so its click file click pictures, click open on the pic you want,at the top toolbar change the pic angle is the 5th one and resize is the 6th hope this helps mate
     
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    Or better still mate don't post cos you're messing with our brains<doh><cheers>
     
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    Even better if you had a wedding to go to in Rwanda Gordon :emoticon-0102-bigsm
     
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    Teacher: “If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?”

    Johnny: “Seven.”

    Teacher: “No, listen carefully… If I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?”

    Johnny: “Seven.”

    Teacher: “Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you two apples, and another two apples and another two, how many would you have?”

    Johnny: “Six.”

    Teacher: “Good. Now if I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?”

    Johnny: “Seven!”

    Teacher: “Johnny, where in the heck do you get seven from?!”

    Johnny: “Because I’ve already got a cat!”
     
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    YES IT COULD HAPPEN MATE :emoticon-0100-smile
     
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