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    I'm not especially bothered about the royals one way or the other. This is dragging on a but now though.
     
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    You couldn’t deal a hand of cards without ****ing it up, so stop trying to pretend you’re Scarface
     
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    Saturday 4 June 2022 by Davywavy

    They were shouting ‘Boo-ris! Boo-ris!’ insists Downing Street

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    Attendees at the Queens Jubilee service at St Paul’s were shouting ‘Boo-ris!’ as the Prime Minister arrived and left, according to a Government spokesman today.

    Reports suggested that Boris Johnson, who was attending to read a homily about the importance of honesty and integrity for Her Majesty to learn from, was jeered and booed by the crowd – but Downing Street sources have rubbished the claim and insisted the happy well-wishers were simply using an unusual pronunciation of his name.

    “It’s clear to anyone who listens to the recording that the people were chanting his name as the PM is so beloved,” said spokesman Simon Prince-Williams.

    “The emphasis on “Booo!” and then “Ris” is effectively silent, but it was clear what was meant.

    Culture Secretary Nadine Dorries briefly lifted her face out of a bathtub full of gin to confirm the assessment.

    “If you listen it’s clear the cries were ‘Boris, oh Boris, take me harder’, she told us.

    “Oh, sorry, that’s just what I was thinking, but yeah, everyone else loves him just as much as I do.”
     
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    You certainly are the authority on delusion and ignorance.

    Where Brexit has gone wrong to date is the complete failure of this government to actually carry out any of the measures that are now available to them. They had a manifesto commitment to remove VAT from energy prices, which might only be 5 per cent but with energy prices stuck high globally it would help in a small way with the so called ‘cost of living crisis’. We are still waiting on the bonfire of EU bureaucracy that was promised once we left the Single Market – Rees-Mogg should get going as it is his ministerial portfolio.

    The other disasters to which you allude are no doubt the EU punishing us for leaving by punishing European Union member states as well. At least we can claim that we elected our ‘mob’ whereas the Brussels Politburo have never faced an electorate and operate a tyranny that is destroying Europe. We can elect a different ‘mob’ in a couple of years time but Europeans are stuck with theirs. The European Parliament is just a talking shop that is expected to rubber stamp whatever the European Commission decrees.
     
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    You got 2 likes from the resident mongs, so must be a win for you
     
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    France is a republic feel free to **** of to frogsville

    You will fit in with Macron, he is also a Pootin fanboy, you can both go suck his cock
     
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    And to what do you feel the failure to act is down to? If these measures were indeed going to make things better for Britain it would seem sensible to enact them forthwith. So the answer must lie somewhere else. Maybe the architects of Brexit gave realised that they have a jerry built structure.
     
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    Or maybe you're showing your ignorance again, and there is continued resistance from the unelected civil servants that favoured remain, and are also concerned that the Government is quite rightly looking to see if there are unnecessary roles and if they're wielding undue power in unelected, and fairly unaccountable posts.
     
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    Or maybe rather than admit you’ve been had, you prefer to start imagining things, thereby going borderline psycho <ok>
     
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    Way to go in avoiding the point yet again. <ok>

    Given few if any of you dopey ****s have actually mentioned my reasons for voting leave, I couldn't give a flying **** about your delusions of failure, so leave the 'going psycho' stuff to you girls. <laugh>
     
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    I have to accept responsibility in his lack of his judgement, its the stuff I'm selling him. 3 parts dog poo to 1 part sniff.

    I voted leave to rid us of the darkies*




    * I dont have white skin
     
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    I have no idea why you voted Leave, but I’m pretty sure you don’t either, so that makes us equal. I blame Cameron for asking the audience, then scarpering when they gave him the wrong answer.
     
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    You're trying to claim you're sure I don't know why I voted leave, which is as laughable as it is a cringeworthy and desperate claim, and you admit to having no idea why I voted leave, despite me posting my reasons, during and after the event, yet you still continue to feel justified in offering your own deluded version, and then argue against your fantasy. <laugh>

    Way to go on bailing out the ****wit by avoiding the points to his bollocks in my reply. I'll perhaps consider educating you on my reasons, when you've responded to the actual point I made. <ok>
     
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