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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Jun 2, 2022.

  1. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail Well-Known Member

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    Knowing my luck it will happen during my 6 week unemployment
     
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    I see your point. I'm not that much against her abdicating, as she can't really do things now.
    But she can't hand it to Wills. It would go to Charles, and then be up to him to either accept it, or abdicate also.
    I've not been a fan of Charles since he ditched Diana, but compared to one or two of the others, he's actually probably most fitting, closely followed by Wills. I think him and Kate are honourable people.
    Harry has really burned his bridges.
     
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  3. Rum & Black for 2

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    Fixed. Let’s not forget who wears the trousers in that relationship.

    <cheers>
     
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  4. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

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    Racist

    <whistle>
     
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    Why? What colour are the trousers?
     
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  6. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

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    Mustard
     
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  7. Prince Isak (GG)

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    I still wad though.
     
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    Be careful with the zip though.
     
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  9. Prince Isak (GG)

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    That accident has happened to us all, and your all in denial if it hasn’t or your tackle is small.

    Honestly though I do indeed make sure it’s tucked in now when zipping up.
     
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    Did I say I was commando at the time aswell. That’s the main reason.
     
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    upload_2022-6-3_18-17-46.gif
     
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    It's happened to almost all blokes mate.......Difference being we were about 5 years old and getting to grips with wearing school trousers for the first time <laugh><laugh><laugh>
     
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  13. Prince Isak (GG)

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    Well it didn’t with me and I had the balls to admit it. I don’t even claim to have a big sausage. But it was traumatic.

    It’s all good now though it just points in a slightly different direction.
     
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  14. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

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    Here’s my highlight of the jubilee

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    About the night’s event being a “party’ held next to a “gate”.
     
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  17. Albert's Chip Shop

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    yeah the clown who is a known leftie thought he’d use his platform to score points…

    didn’t do himself any favours…

    Should have stayed in the ice with Wim Hoff..
     
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  18. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

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    Not heard it but boris deserves everything he gets
     
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    that’s a side issue.

    A Merseyside born leftie comic should not be allowed to derail a national event with politics.

    let him fill his boots at his gigs but with the world watching it doesn’t reflect well on him at all.

    Scouse/southport ****.
     
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  20. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

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    He’s not usually funny. He saved his best joke
     
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