Off Topic And Now for Something Completely Different

Shorter.

 

Hull Citiye Kaplanlar - you heard it here first

 

Fair do's to the Queen for being on the throne for 70 years, but it's hardly hard work compared to the Rolling Stones who kicked off their 60 year tour in Madrid last night. Mick Jagger 78 still puts in a 2 hour shift on stage.

 

She needs to change Doctors because if she'd had the drink I was given, she'd have been on the throne 2 hours max, that had me cleared.

 

As ever, full of **** Rover!

 

60 years? Seems like yesterday it was 50. But, about working, one of my favourite Charlie Watts quotes..
In an interview during the making of the video for One Hit he was clearly fed up, bordering on pissed off, with the whole pantomime of filming and the feuding. And just hanging around not achieving a great deal. The interviewer suggested there must have been a lot of hanging round in 25 years.
Yeah, 5 years work, 20 years hanging around.

 

Sounds like my career tbh

 

Im at a Rolling Stones gig next week in Liverpool - cannot wait!

 

I was gonna go to it but changed my mind
My mates going wish I had done now

 

I see they've got a young lad on drums these days, Steve Jordan's only 64

 

I might have 2 spare tickets. Will find out on Monday. Do you want them if they become avail?

 

Ye mate please

 

Will drop you a DM on Monday

 

I’m just driving back from Liverpool now

 

Jaggers love child

 

haha ….that’s going on FB!