Gord Bless You Maam!!

What a day to be Brit

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What a day to be a raving iron

 

The pomp and ceremony is a delight to watch.

God bless ya Betty, I'm pleased you'll have someone to blow all those candles out for you.

 

Where’s a good sniper when ye need one? Ftq

 

You're a ****ing supporter of the *****phile practising Kafflik ****ers

**** off and die saggy tits

 

Don’t assume anything about me ya old tadger. Ya flag shagging ****fuck.

 

You're too easy to wind up dearie

Away and finger your minge.

 

A whole ****ing weekend of this ****e ffs. Was driving along in my automobile, happily listening to Beethoven on the radio, when on comes Aled ****ing Jones (I usually like him tbf), plotted up outside Buckinghamshire Palace, chuntering on about some royal gibberish, while the band of the Grenadier Guards churns out some dirge in the background. **** right off with that tiresome **** ffs.

 

^^^^^^ Rampant, raving ****tah.

 

Have you ever heard of the "off button" you docile ****ing ****

Derp di derp di derp.

 

What a glorious nation.

God bless Great Britain.

Marvellous.

God Bless Us All.

 

All electronic devices thrown in the bin where they will remain until Monday

 

Including your vibrator?

 

Since it started playing Land of Hope and Glory, yes

 

sausage fingers is seething!!


God bless these isles

 

Lefty Loony Woke ****wits hate these glorious Isles.

Why don't they all **** off to North Korea or some other dictatorial fascist country? They'd be happy there

 

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Why are Tims so weird?

 

Their childhood is fraught with danger. Family, family friends, priests, basically everyone they know during their formative years is trying to **** them.

 

Tortured (r)souls basically.